nostriling
nostriling by Poo Poo Magoo August 29, 2008
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double nostriling
When one proceeds to shove a single carrot up one nostril after another to give a rough visual description of what happened last night during that persons three-some
double nostriling by BIGgiggles February 25, 2009
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Double Nostriling
When one fancies a bump and they don't have any coke, so they snort two micro machines (tiny matchbox cars) up each nostril, then proceeds to snot rocket them out into the backyard in a bloody mess.
Double Nostriling by Etrenis February 20, 2009
Nostrilingus
Jane: "Hey. Your nose looks big and swollen."
Julie: "Shush! There was some major Nostrilingus last night."
Julie: "Shush! There was some major Nostrilingus last night."
Nostrilingus by Grey Obsession May 23, 2014
nostrilitis
Henry 'Nostrilitis' Waxman spoke for 5 minutes in the committee hearing and made the usual ass of himself.
nostrilitis by VAPatriot October 25, 2013
nostriligia
nommi : “do you ever get nostriligia?”
hari : “what?”
nommi : “you know when something reminds you of something from ages ago.”
hari : “you mean nostalgia.”
hari : “what?”
nommi : “you know when something reminds you of something from ages ago.”
hari : “you mean nostalgia.”
nostriligia by hariiiii August 11, 2019
Nostrilite
A very black person with very large nostrils.
An authentic black man or woman from the heartlands, not a wannabee Mariah Carey who is trying to be African
I'm talking four inch wide noses that can gather nutrients from pollen in the air if in a sticky situation where fried chicken is scarce.
Orthodox Nostrilite's are excellent dancers and runners but cannot swim.
An authentic black man or woman from the heartlands, not a wannabee Mariah Carey who is trying to be African
I'm talking four inch wide noses that can gather nutrients from pollen in the air if in a sticky situation where fried chicken is scarce.
Orthodox Nostrilite's are excellent dancers and runners but cannot swim.
That Nigerian coke dealer was a real nostrilite.
I was impressed at the nostrilites ability to tell if he could fit in the narrow space by using his nose as makeshift whiskers.
That nosrilite just inhaled my Christmas ham!
I was impressed at the nostrilites ability to tell if he could fit in the narrow space by using his nose as makeshift whiskers.
That nosrilite just inhaled my Christmas ham!
Nostrilite by Habadackus March 13, 2013
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