jmc's definitions

Feltch

to suck cum out of another's ass/vagina using one's mouth.

Mark feltched his cum out of Harvey's corn hole with grace and style last night.

by JMC February 16, 2006

danger maze

A type of maze that people draw. It it impossible to solve and is created for the amusement of the drawer. It involves a start block, tubes, boingies, and various weapons and deaths.

I just made a danger maze. Wanna try it?

by JMC June 9, 2003

pearl tear

When you spunk in someone's eye.

I was going for the moneyshot, but i sliced it and she was crying pearl tears.

by jmc October 16, 2002

no more redheads

What you say after the fire crotch throws the dice betting all your money and losing. Alt - what you say after that cute librarian turns into a dominatrix.

see Tomcats (the movie)

by jmc October 14, 2002

Shanghai Surprise

To spunk in someone's hair during the night. When they wake up, their hair will have the consistency of wonton noodles.

These wonton noodles taste funny.

by jmc October 15, 2002

parmesan holder

The sacrum. That is, the small indent above the ass crack. The parmesan holder gathers parmesan, which can be lint or other extraneous matter.

His parmesan holder was pack full of stinky parmesan.

by jmc December 7, 2003

elbow

to 'chuck' or 'dump' a botfriend/girlfriend, to give them the elbow

I couldn't stand him so I gave him the elbow

by jmc September 27, 2004