Skip to main content

Definitions by jmc

to suck cum out of another's ass/vagina using one's mouth.
Mark feltched his cum out of Harvey's corn hole with grace and style last night.
Feltch by JMC February 16, 2006
Someone who is ace enough to play on xbox live obviously.
Damn CrapCorn, you are one mother fucker good liver.
Liver by JMC November 15, 2004
to 'chuck' or 'dump' a botfriend/girlfriend, to give them the elbow
I couldn't stand him so I gave him the elbow
elbow by jmc September 27, 2004

parmesan holder 

The sacrum. That is, the small indent above the ass crack. The parmesan holder gathers parmesan, which can be lint or other extraneous matter.
His parmesan holder was pack full of stinky parmesan.
parmesan holder by jmc December 7, 2003

danger maze 

A type of maze that people draw. It it impossible to solve and is created for the amusement of the drawer. It involves a start block, tubes, boingies, and various weapons and deaths.
I just made a danger maze. Wanna try it?
danger maze by JMC June 9, 2003

pearl tear 

When you spunk in someone's eye.
I was going for the moneyshot, but i sliced it and she was crying pearl tears.
pearl tear by jmc October 16, 2002

Pearl nosering 

What a woman gets when you try to give her a pearl necklace, but aim too high. Usually worn with pearl brow rings, pearl liprings, pearl earrings.
Pearl nosering by jmc October 16, 2002