10 definitions by jmc

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The sacrum. That is, the small indent above the ass crack. The parmesan holder gathers parmesan, which can be lint or other extraneous matter.
His parmesan holder was pack full of stinky parmesan.
by jmc December 07, 2003
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What a woman gets when you try to give her a pearl necklace, but aim too high. Usually worn with pearl brow rings, pearl liprings, pearl earrings.
by jmc October 16, 2002
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When you spunk in someone's eye.
I was going for the moneyshot, but i sliced it and she was crying pearl tears.
by jmc October 16, 2002
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What you say after the fire crotch throws the dice betting all your money and losing. Alt - what you say after that cute librarian turns into a dominatrix.
by jmc October 14, 2002
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To spunk in someone's hair during the night. When they wake up, their hair will have the consistency of wonton noodles.
These wonton noodles taste funny.
by jmc October 15, 2002
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to suck cum out of another's ass/vagina using one's mouth.
Mark feltched his cum out of Harvey's corn hole with grace and style last night.
by jmc November 25, 2003
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to 'chuck' or 'dump' a botfriend/girlfriend, to give them the elbow
I couldn't stand him so I gave him the elbow
by jmc September 27, 2004
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