Northland

Shit. Utter Crap. Worst place in New Zealand, anyone from there must be a homo or a faggot

Sam: “Bro that guy looks like a homo!”
Scotty: “Yeah his names Conrad, he’s from Northland”
Sam: “Explains it all”

Northland by Mel Stevenson October 15, 2010

Northland

A shitty shopping center where no one looks happy and all the girls have 1cm thick makeup on to attempt to cover all of their accentuated facial lines from doing hard drugs nonstop whilst they push a pram with 3 children so they can use their government child support money to buy some more hard drugs

I hate Northland! I'd rather eat a shoe

Northland by HamoodHabibi2.0 May 17, 2023

Northland College 

A college where hippies, hunters, stoners and hipster all live in peace in the woods of Wisconsin.

I graduated from Northland College with a degree in Peace Studies, I'm unemployed.

Northland College by hling October 28, 2014

Northland Secondary School

The worst secondary school in Singapore filled with obese white af round-ass chinese kids(other race included but Chinese of more) and short center-parting

glasses wearing kids, full of vapers in the toilet especially the sec 2-5, northland secondary school previous principal, Mdm Tan, is always crying on the zoom meeting for the entire school to see so that she can leave this god awful Northland secondary school like she cared about it

PSLE failure: Hi, i am from Northland Secondary School

Person with iq above room temperature :" lol loser dumbass potential ITE bastard"

Northland Secondary School by Average r/genzedong user March 21, 2022

Northland Secondary School

Northland Secondary school is a place filled with no life degenerates students that have no goals in life and couldn't survive a second without their bubblegum flavoured Vape . Located in the independent sovereign nation of Yishun , a country right smack in the middle of Singapore and Malaysia , Northland secondary school is one of the worst school in the entire world , ranking #1897464 in the School tier list , Due to the amount of Xmm , YPs , gangsters and morbidly a-beast white ass never seen sunlight in their life, mouth breathers triple chins chinese kids. It isn't difficult to see why Northland Secondary School is the worst. WARNING , Northland secondary school has this creepy ass , teleporting ass , bald ass old guy that will send you to a concentration camp like the auschwitz when you miss the time by 1 nano second because some old fart bus driver auntie/uncle just can't step on the paddle. The bald ass old guy will force you to pick grass like how black people picked cotton in the 1800s for a hour or more depending on the amount of time he caught your ass. Northland Secondary School is literally hell on earth and multiple human rights violation have been committed there. Don't ever end up in this school coming from a survival.

Person 1- "Wow , I am selected to go to Northland Secondary School , can't wait to meet all the friendly people there!"

Person 2- "Bro definitely retarded lmao, future garbage truck driver."

Northland Secondary School by DogEaterFromChongQing February 25, 2023

Northland Secondary School

Lulululululul wkwkwkwkwk

Northland secondary school yes

Northland Secondary School by Joe mama deez September 15, 2021

Nothando 

Nothando which means "Mother of Love". A name of isiZulu descent. She is one of the most beautiful woman that ever came to exist on this earth. She is the original mother of love and all she has to give is love, that is her destiny. However she is very specific about who gets to receive that love and if you mess up once. She will be gone and you will never have that opportunity ever again.

I once fell in love with the mother of love. I fell in love with Nothando.

Since your name is Nothando, do you have love? "Yes I do have love but I am specific of who gets to receive it".

Nothando by African Africanus March 20, 2019