Noreen.

Any incompetent person (of either sex) that has cost you time, energy or money because they did not perform their job correctly.

Today I got a shipment that was packaged by a Noreen. There was no invoice. I called customer service, and a different Noreen over there took two hours to E-mail me a simple excel file.

Noreen. by A. Nony Mouse. August 28, 2007

Noreen 

1 a Bright Light

Is very versatile and amazingly brilliant.
A lady with a brilliant personality would be named this.

Example 1
Wow, dude your such a Noreen

Example 2
Annie: Your such a loser
Aleesha: Your no Noreen either, ya saddo!!

Example 3
Such a Noreen wannabe

Noreen by Mu_n December 14, 2008

Noreen 

Truly the hottest girl ever!

Is that a Noreen?

Are your eyes burning out of your head cause she is so hot?

Yes to both.

Noreen by ReallyTheRealLiam May 1, 2011

noreen 

the mayor of a small town, which excells at sports and academics.

dude 1: dude, that town is so good at sports!
dude 2: it must have a noreen!

noreen by tutbs June 17, 2008

noreen 

A synonym of the Malay word "babi" which means pig. The word "noreen" can also be used to describe pork or anything that relates to the nature of pig. Usage of the word "noreen" reportedly arises due to the shocking news of a Malaysian star Noreen Iman where she mistakenly ate pork belly sandwich in London as a result of her own ignorance upon checking the ingredients of the sandwich. Hence, people begin to equate her to pigs and become synonymous to her name.

English: Did you accidentally hit a noreen on your way back home? = Did you accidentally hit a pig on your way back home?
Malay: Eh, kenapa kau ni berperangai noreen sangat? = Eh, kenapa kau ni berperangai babi sangat?

noreen by noreenjelah February 20, 2022

Noreen 

THIS BEAUTIFUL BITCH STUPID.

Hailie: wow
Julianne: wow
Haley: wow
Hailie: wow that’s noreen

Noreen by hxiliepp September 14, 2020

Noreen

The most beautiful social butterfly with thousands of admirers. The girls hate at her charisma. She will have all the boys dancing around her wanting her honey pot. But she will choose to be dancing to her own happy tune until a prince charming from a real fairytale comes and sweeps her away. She will not settle for no average Joe. She knows she's one of a kind. A rare diamond. She shares her light with others and makes everyone's day brighter.

Friend 1: Dude, why don't you give that girl a try?
Friend 2: Unless she's a Noreen, I don't want her.

Noreen by Arnold_fortniteking18 December 4, 2025