Noosher 

A noosher is when someone is or has ever been overly proper, in a self serving, narcissistic fashion. They tend to think they know the who'se who of society & the whats what of the pop culture and will use any opportunity to name drop. But Noosher's are never original, Nor do they have a sense of social boundaries. They spew their regurgitated versions of stories you've probably already heard and demand you sit there staring at the noosh expression upon their face. A noosher is a person ignorant of the dreadful sighs drawn from the people amongst them as they enter a social setting. Nooshers are fun suckers, overly brash and loud at in-opportune moments. Most people would rather nail their dick to a wall than spend 5 minutes listening to a noosher talk about the time they met the duke at his nephews cricket game.

Paul is being such a noosher right now, that cheeky cunt. I swear on me mum, ill hook him right in the gabber. get rkt m8.

Noosher by Pish posh piss off July 28, 2016

noshery 

A wanker foodie's way to describe a restaurant of Repute.
A place to eat in essence, the word noshery only being used mainly by hipster, left-leaning food critics or casually-dressed-on-a-monday advertising execs who have trouble saying the word 'restaurant'

After we've finished bleaching our a-holes for global warming, there's an epic little Noshery in Camperdown we should go to!

noshery by Jbone16 June 15, 2016

noshers knee 

someone who damages their knee's or knee whilst performing oral sex. i.e damage to the ligaments cartilage quite similar to house maids knee which is damaged to the bursor.
noshers knee can occur to male or female or anything that can get on its knees

get down on your knees and nosh on this,
damn that bitch has noshers knee

noshers knee by gicker1 February 22, 2008

Nooshed 

Another word for getting absolutely smashed, or really drunk.

Person 1: "So how did last night go?"
Person 2: "Not good, I got completely nooshed and can't remember any of it..."

Nooshed by Thomskii April 6, 2017

noosphere 

Noosphere
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

The noosphere can be seen as the "sphere of human thought" being derived from the Greek 'nous' meaning 'mind' in the style of 'atmosphere' and 'biosphere'. Just as the biosphere is composed of all the organisms on Earth and their interactions, the noosphere is composed of all the interacting minds and memes on Earth. The word is also sometimes used to refer to a transhuman consciousness arising from all these interactions - which those who have read Teilhard de Chardin sometimes refer to as the Omega Point, and consider the goal of history.

History of this expression:

E. LeRoy's Les origines humaines et l'evolution de l'intelligence (1928)

Vladimir I. Vernadsky (1863-1945)

Pierre Teilhard de Chardin (1881-1955)

Homesteading the Noosphere
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

"Homesteading the Noosphere", an essay written by Eric S. Raymond about the social workings of Open Source software development, follows up on his influential "The Cathedral and the Bazaar". The essay primarily concerns issues of project ownership and transfer.

noosphere by Macondo71 May 25, 2004

noobhero25 

a man that has shit ass feet and he hasen't expiereinced puberty, he's an 11 year old kid.

hey noobhero! are you still a dumbass?

noobhero25: yes!

noobhero25 by kyzek December 2, 2019

noosery 

When you get snaked so hard you actually get lynched

My teacher just gave us a pop quiz! What is this noosery?

noosery by Lynch Me April 18, 2017