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~noun: 1. The act of being total n00b.
2. The actions of an unskilled allied clownpenis that leaves you and teammates dead in an online video game.
Player1: Omfg he didn't heal me once.
Noob: LOL SRY I HAD BOSS TARGETED LOLOLOL
Player2: His pure noobery is going to get us all killed.
noobery by Whathappen November 8, 2007
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Nookery is a portmanteau of 'Nook' and 'crookery' popularised by the famously fraudulent character Tom Nook from the Animal Crossing game series. He forces you to continue upgrading your home drastically increasing the price each time. Then you have to work for him and do jobs - UNPAID! Thus, Nook the Crook created his own business strategy of Nookery... Watch out for the racoons.
Darn it, you and your Nookery, you should go to a deserted island and make people pay extortionate amounts for pears!
Nookery by Nookster May 19, 2020
a nosy ass person who’s up in everyone’s business. not only that, but they haven’t showered in weeks and have snot running down their nose. they eat blue cheese with their pasta.
ugh, what a nooser! she’s been asking me all morning about my new boyfriend. not to mention how bad she smells…
nooser by plutoes August 25, 2022
1: The being or becoming a no0b or no0b-like, esc. when playing an FPS online.
Dude, chill out with the noobery or be booted.
Noobery by LiruWolfie February 27, 2010
Being unaware of your actions or Responsabilities
Jacob Was suco a Nooser when he arrived home
Nooser by FlDMDFR June 14, 2016
(N) A group of nerd losers
Bro those kids over there are some noosers
noosers by very epic mans January 23, 2021