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Derrogitory term for an Asian that drives 20 mph in the left lane on the freeway, but can be used in other examples.
Did you see that crazy noonyan lady? How the hell did she manage to get a drivers license?

I went to a dry cleaners to get some shirts cleaned, and I couldn't understand a word that noonyan was saying.
Noonyan by Jimmy Noonyan August 5, 2008
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Something shouted in order to distract an opponent in a sporting event or other contest which requires skill to set up or execute a shot, most often heard in golf games (especially miniature), but also heard when playing pool or darts. From the film Caddyshack, when fellow caddies taunt Noonan in the hopes that he will miss a critical putt.
Noonan! Miss it, Noonan! NNNNNNooooonan!
noonan by lp1222 July 25, 2006

Dirty noonan 

For an unhygienic bald-headed man to cowardly punch in the windows of a car that has only defenceless people inside, e.g children, girls.
“I was visiting Cowleaze the other day, and saw that Tony man pulling a Dirty Noonan on a car full of girls who were trying to show him his step son’s racist behaviour”

Noontang 

Adam rushed home for lunch, in hopes of catching his wife for a little noontang.
Noontang by Pickcell April 14, 2009

Alexis Noonan 

Alexis Noonan by Fhsjagsvrh December 21, 2019

dirty noonan 

A sexual act where one girl is sucking a dude's cock while another girl is tossing his salad.
I walked in on my roommate while he was getting a dirty noonan.
dirty noonan by PelvisCrusher January 31, 2008

athanasios noonan

A pretty chill dude who likes making friends and having fun!
Athanasios Noonan is my main man
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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