Noobese 

One that suffer from noobesity. You will aquire this when you are so n00bish that your body cannot contain all the noobsauce that is stored and you start vomiting Stupid everywhere.

Dude likes Fall Out Boy, that guy is so fucking noobese

Noobese by Street Dentist November 30, 2006

Noobesaurus 

An ancient noob, one who has been around for a long time, but has not climbed the evolutionary scale to become Uberleet.

"OMG a noobesaurus!/"
"You've been here for 1 year, yet you still are the biggest Noob around..Your such a Noobesaurus."

Noobesaurus by Toadthehelper October 3, 2006

Noobess 

The nickname male video gamers give to a female after she rips them all apart with a 20 kill streak.

killergurl killed Shooter92 - MELEE

Killergurl killed 007 - HEADSHOT

Killergurl killed ViRuS - HAND TO HAND

*DEAD* Shooter92 : Aw man I got pwned!

*DEAD* 007 : By a girlie!

*DEAD* ViRuS : Noobess!

killergurl : STFU pussies. U men r coward.

*SPECTATOR*Unorthodox Dude : *Facepalm*

Noobess by Unorthodox Dude November 3, 2012

Noobesity

A condition characterized by the excessive oozing of Stupid from the mouth.

It's not my fault, I was born with noobesity!

Noobesity by Street Dentist November 30, 2006

noobesque 

in the style of or resembling a noob.

"Oh my god, Matt you can't break a move in the middle of the restaurant, especially the robot. That is so noobesque."

noobesque by colloquialguru July 15, 2015

Noobsex 

The best kind of sex cause niether person knows it's bad

Derp 1: You down for that party tonight?
Derp 2: You already know, I'm tryna get me some noobsex mang
Derp 1: What? Aren't you a virgin?
Derp 2: That's exactly why it's gonna be so good

Noobsex by ImWitDerp April 17, 2013

noobest 

A noobest is a big catfishing hoe :)

Hey have you seen that noobest around? She isn't sending any pictures again when she promised she would...

noobest by cocacola78 October 29, 2018