noobesque
"Oh my god, Matt you can't break a move in the middle of the restaurant, especially the robot. That is so noobesque."
noobesque by colloquialguru July 15, 2015
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Noobesaurus
An ancient noob, one who has been around for a long time, but has not climbed the evolutionary scale to become Uberleet.
"OMG a noobesaurus!/"
"You've been here for 1 year, yet you still are the biggest Noob around..Your such a Noobesaurus."
"You've been here for 1 year, yet you still are the biggest Noob around..Your such a Noobesaurus."
Noobesaurus by Toadthehelper October 3, 2006
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Noobsquire
A noobsquire is a form of a noob who is completely new at an online game, and actually takes advice or trains from other noobs online that think they are pros.
- Hence the word squire - much like a squire in medieval times trains and takes advice from a knight, carries their shield, does work for them etc.
- Hence the word squire - much like a squire in medieval times trains and takes advice from a knight, carries their shield, does work for them etc.
Example 1:
Noobsquire: Hey guys. I'm new at halo, can you help me learn how to get real good?
Noob: t0tAll3y d00d U cAn b3 1337 1f y0u tAlkz0rz lik3 m3 an l3arn ma sk1llz0rz b3cAus3 1 @m 1337 2!!!1!one!!
Noobsquire: W0wz0rz th@nkz. 1 c@n f33l m1s3lf g3tt1ng b3tt3r n0wzorz.
Example 2:
Noobsquire: Hey guys, I just started playing Call of Duty, and there's a wall to the enemy base in front of me but I don't know how to jump.
Noob: W3LL d00d th@ts s0 3asy pr3ss t3h alt + F4 and U'1L d0 @ s00p3r 1337 jUmpz0rz thAt g03s 100000 f33t in t3h a1r!! (Mehehe I'm going to trick this n00b into closing the game cause I'm so cool)
noobsquire: I tried it and nothing happened, it's alt, then +, then f4, right?
n00b: N0 0MGZ0RZ U have t0 hold teh buttons at the sAme time3 omg1 and + do3sn't c0unt!!!1!!one11
noobsquire: I can't read your writing. Can you repeat that plz?
Noobsquire: Hey guys. I'm new at halo, can you help me learn how to get real good?
Noob: t0tAll3y d00d U cAn b3 1337 1f y0u tAlkz0rz lik3 m3 an l3arn ma sk1llz0rz b3cAus3 1 @m 1337 2!!!1!one!!
Noobsquire: W0wz0rz th@nkz. 1 c@n f33l m1s3lf g3tt1ng b3tt3r n0wzorz.
Example 2:
Noobsquire: Hey guys, I just started playing Call of Duty, and there's a wall to the enemy base in front of me but I don't know how to jump.
Noob: W3LL d00d th@ts s0 3asy pr3ss t3h alt + F4 and U'1L d0 @ s00p3r 1337 jUmpz0rz thAt g03s 100000 f33t in t3h a1r!! (Mehehe I'm going to trick this n00b into closing the game cause I'm so cool)
noobsquire: I tried it and nothing happened, it's alt, then +, then f4, right?
n00b: N0 0MGZ0RZ U have t0 hold teh buttons at the sAme time3 omg1 and + do3sn't c0unt!!!1!!one11
noobsquire: I can't read your writing. Can you repeat that plz?
Noobsquire by --Jordan-- April 21, 2007
Noobiquette
Etiquette used by people who are new to video games (noobs) such as writing with grammar and spelling that resembles ancient runes on video game websites, calling other people noobs when you are one yourself, writing like "u gt pwnd, bitch!", writing in leet, or being an overall obnoxious dumbass who gets on everyone's nerves.
Noobiquette by Jeff McFuckuerson(I'm serious) December 29, 2008
Noobese
One that suffer from noobesity. You will aquire this when you are so n00bish that your body cannot contain all the noobsauce that is stored and you start vomiting Stupid everywhere.
Noobese by Street Dentist November 30, 2006
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