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Noobess

The nickname male video gamers give to a female after she rips them all apart with a 20 kill streak.
killergurl killed Shooter92 - MELEE

Killergurl killed 007 - HEADSHOT

Killergurl killed ViRuS - HAND TO HAND

*DEAD* Shooter92 : Aw man I got pwned!

*DEAD* 007 : By a girlie!

*DEAD* ViRuS : Noobess!

killergurl : STFU pussies. U men r coward.

*SPECTATOR*Unorthodox Dude : *Facepalm*
by Unorthodox Dude November 3, 2012
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noobass

Somebody who is both a noob (new at something, incompetent at a particuar job etc noob/newbie) and somebody you don't like.

It can also be used to describe someone that is partial to sammarksing.
Hey noobass, out of the way!

OR

Hey, let me just beat this noobass and we can get going.

OR

Did you see that guy? He was such a noobass!
by Dr R Gurudwaras May 22, 2008
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Noobesaurus

An ancient noob, one who has been around for a long time, but has not climbed the evolutionary scale to become Uberleet.
"OMG a noobesaurus!/"
"You've been here for 1 year, yet you still are the biggest Noob around..Your such a Noobesaurus."
by Toadthehelper October 3, 2006
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noobisselfdenialis

A noob that dosen't think hes a noob.
lvl 54:Your a noob.

lvl 2: No I'm not.

lvl 54: Dude u are a nood ur lvl 2.

lvl 2: I AM NOT A NOOB!!!

lvl 54: NOOBISSELFDENIALIS!!!!
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noobenstein

Another word for "noob" or "n00b" referring to one who is inexperianced or who shouldn't be taken seriously. Most commonly refers to online gamers.
Who invited the noobenstein? Obviously never played UnReal Tournament until today.
by Chris Jackson December 12, 2003
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Noobese

One that suffer from noobesity. You will aquire this when you are so n00bish that your body cannot contain all the noobsauce that is stored and you start vomiting Stupid everywhere.
Dude likes Fall Out Boy, that guy is so fucking noobese
by Street Dentist November 30, 2006
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Noobesity

A condition characterized by the excessive oozing of Stupid from the mouth.
It's not my fault, I was born with noobesity!
by Street Dentist November 30, 2006
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