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A noobest is a big catfishing hoe :)
Hey have you seen that noobest around? She isn't sending any pictures again when she promised she would...
noobest by cocacola78 October 29, 2018
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Noobertia 

A noob that is in motion will stay in motion, until pwned by by an outside source
I just kept that kid from following the laws of noobertia, I'm a beast.
Noobertia by ilib February 2, 2010
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Noobstomp 

To employ strategies that will mercilessly and utterly destroy a noob, meaning someone who is inexperienced in a particular activity. Sometimes involves exploiting and spamming mechanics that many new players will not be familiar with, but often times results merely from a gap in skill level.
Couldn’t wait to get on Black Ops after Christmas and noobstomp all the little kids who just got it.
Did you see Tim and Josh play yugioh? Tim used a dark magician deck to noobstomp.
I’m not scared of war with North Korea, America could noobstomp them.
Noobstomp by rutgersopstrats69 December 2, 2018

noobist colony 

A large group of inferior homo sapiens
Some people believe Canada and Mexico are noobist colonies, however I strongly disagree.
noobist colony by toxic540 September 5, 2005
Someone who is really bad at video games. AKA a bot. Noobsty tend to have small dicks with a big heart.
Person: That guys a bot and sucks at Fortnite.
Person: Thats Noobsty
Noobsty by blank space 1 March 16, 2019

noobstain 

1.A new word for noob, for those who get bored of the typical noob insults.

2.A noob that is particularily annoying and wont leave you alone ever.
"That guy just won't go away, he's such a noobstain."
noobstain by limedude February 19, 2007

noobstench

The stench that fills a room when a noob walks in. Everyone can sense it, most people don't notice it.
Shaun walks into the room.

Mark:WTF? Somebodies got noobstench!

Sam:Wasn't me

Kevin:Wasn't me either

Shaun:What's noobstench? You sure? I love naruto!

noobstench by WIGGAJIGGANIGGA July 30, 2008
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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