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noobacabra 

a noob that is beyond the barrier. Someone so nooby they should be slapped with a raw trout.
Drew is a noobacabra
noobacabra by Colin W. November 23, 2006

noobcake 

From new (with b as in freebie). + (keyk) = "noobcake"

~Noun

--breaking down the definitions--

NOOB: a newcomer or novice, esp. an inexperienced user of the Internet or of computers in general.

CAKE: a sweet, baked, breadlike food, made with or without shortening, and usually containing flour, sugar, baking powder or soda, eggs, and liquid flavoring.

EXPLAINATION: although the definition of a "noob" and a "noobcake" (when referring to a person) are virtually the same, the use of "cake" on the end of "noob" reinforces the absurdity of the individual's "newbieness".
GENERAL USE:

"Damn, that guy is a real noobcake."

SPECIFIC USE:

"Jonathan is the biggest noobcake I have ever met."
noobcake by Infandus December 15, 2008

noobpacket 

1) (noun) A packet of noob, usually in powdered form, ready to mix with noobnoodles.

2) (noun) A word used to describe someone who is new to something all together. Similar to noob but it sounds a lot cooler.
1) Dood! I just got another noobpacket. Do you have the magical noobnoodles to stir them into?

2) Tmeh is such a little noobpacket. I've been teaching him how to get all of these programs recently. Atleast he's picking it all up at once instead of never.
noobpacket by 7h3k1d March 27, 2010

noobcake 

The guy who wrote the definition starting with "A person whom is a newbie." It should be "who," not "whom." Whom is objective case; you needed to use subjective case.
im awsome, im guna use 'whom' 2 suond smart evin tho i dont no how 2 use it rite lol im a noobcake.
noobcake by Grammar Merchant December 10, 2008

Noobcake 

Used to call your friend an idiot without offending them.
Friend: 1+1 is 2
Me: You silly noobcake!
Noobcake by sm00shr December 20, 2014

Noobcake 

the act of being a noob, except adding "cake" for a more humorous effect (coined by M.R.Gann)(requires you to wear a silly hat proclaiming your noobcakedness) (one step below a noobtard)
dude, you are such a noobcake.
Noobcake by SushiQueen October 30, 2007