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A smart and inteligent women who's blunt with the truth but no one can refuse her love if you're lucky enough to get it.
Tell the truth like a Nontani would!
Nontani by kurisutaru796 September 1, 2011
Words you can keep
Nontando is a beautiful girl who is a bomb ass chick ! She cares for everyone and sometimes might lose herself trying to make others happy. She has a banging body and an ass , and a beautiful personality but might be crazy at times .
Wow, she reminds me of Nontando !

You are such a Nontando !

I need a Nontando in my life
nontando by No cap.com March 3, 2019
1. A random, strange or unusual person.

2. Someone you have met but whose name you don't know or can't remember

3. A made up person.

4. A extremely odd feeling, one of slight unease or discomfort.

5. Something to say when there is nothing else to talk about.
.......NONANI
nonani by gglikeskittys April 22, 2011

Nortanizing

Involuntary twitching of body parts during sleep sometimes imitating Ed Norton of the Honeymooners
I thought he was having a fit but he was only nortanizing.

Toni has to start sleeping with protective head gear because her husband nortanized at night.
Nortanizing by Toni McKay May 18, 2011
Someone in the Air Force who was once a flightline maintainer but has been moved to a non-flightline or "nonner" job.
Airman- Did you hear SSgt Jones got moved to the office?

Co-worker- Yeah, He was pretty useless so he was lateraly promoted to the flight office. I guess he's a nontainer now.
Nontainer by kidafrika2020 November 23, 2010

noitanitsarcorp 

The act of procrastinating-to-the fullest. At this point, you have reached extreme boredom and are in need of 'The Clear Pill'

Can be used as a noun, adjective, verb, proverb...ANYTHING
Is this the point life has taken you to that you actually have to noitanitsarcorp ?

My life has put me on the verge of noitanitsarcorp

Oh God, I can't believe I'm noitanitsarcorp

Nonyanite 

A brain dead or special needs or mentally retarded follower of a con woman named Angel Dawn Epley who goes by Nonya. Nonya has a criminal and civil record of ripping people off. Nonyanites know this and still give her money.
Nonyanites are easily deceived followers of a small cult like herd.
Nonyanite by Hoax Wars March 7, 2025
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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