Nontainer

Someone in the Air Force who was once a flightline maintainer but has been moved to a non-flightline or "nonner" job.

Airman- Did you hear SSgt Jones got moved to the office?

Co-worker- Yeah, He was pretty useless so he was lateraly promoted to the flight office. I guess he's a nontainer now.

Nontainer by kidafrika2020 November 23, 2010

flexible container of Massengill 

A polite way of saying the word, "douchebag"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.

Linda is such a flexible container of Massengill that it ain't even funny!!!
She did the most unfeminine thing in the world and plugged up all of the shitbowls at the rest stop with paper towels!

flexible container of Massengill by Telephony May 4, 2013

untruthful flexible container of feces 

A polite way of saying the phrase, "lying sack of shit"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.

You claim that Linda stuffs Scottowels down the can?!?
Why Josh, you untruthful flexible container of feces!!!

untruthful flexible container of feces by Telephony May 4, 2013

container ass 

Container ass is used to describe an ass that only looks good because of the pants being worn. The definition works two ways in that the ass only looks good when in a container (pants) and the pants contain(h)er ass.

Damn, she has a hot ass! Yea, but take off the pants and I'll bet it's a container ass.

container ass by www.analdoesntcount.com October 26, 2007

Douche Container 

a vessel in which you store you douche contents

Example: yo that person is such a Douche Container
example 2: your moms vagina

Douche Container by Yelsew T-Wreckya March 3, 2010

Container Ass 

An ass which is only good when viewed in a container, such as jeans. Otherwise it is a big old jiggly ass.

"Man her ass looks real nice in them jeans"
"Dude, its probably just a container ass"

Container Ass by Deaoay Omtay October 11, 2007

big container

A game started in Gainesville, where you fill up any "big container" (some people play with pitchers at a bar, or big bowls, etc.) and the first person starts chugging out of the "big container" while everyone chants (starting slow and getting faster) BIG CON-TAIN-ER!!! then when that person chugs as much as they can they pass it on.

When the USF girls came to Gainesville, some of the boys of SAE asked them if they wanted to play big container, gave them a pitcher and told them to start chugging as they all chanted BIG CON-TAIN-ER and got the bar to rage as everyone got drunk!

big container by girlgirlgirlgirlgirl September 17, 2010