Noncetart

Horny teenagers who still think saying things like 'I slid into your mum last night' 'I fucked your mum last night' is relevant.

Me: I feel happy
Noncetart: Hahahaha you weren't when I slid into your mum last night
Me: Oh fuck off you silly little noncetart

by HullSimplibus April 25, 2019

nonstarter

A plan or process that is so hopeless, no one wants to make the effort to start it.

"President Obama’s plan to reduce the size of the deduction has been a nonstarter in Congress."
-- from The Big Money

by jevanyn April 14, 2010

nonceatron

A person that you thought couldn't get any noncier but just did, AKA the ultimate nonce.

Mr Carr is looking at you again, what a nonceatron.

by neildown69 March 31, 2021

Noncewatch

An online UK campaign, designed with the aim of encouraging indescriminate harassment of sex offenders and anyone seen by the ignorant as pandering to or vaguely representing them.

Redwatch, it's mother site operates in exactly the same way, but it's aiding of violence and intimidation is directed towards the political left.

Red/Noncewatch operates outside of UK law, mainly against those who act within it. If it's not anyone's buisness, watch out; they'll make it their own.

Think twice about having sex with consenting 15 year old boys, or speaking out for those who do. After the hell of prison, your photo may very well be published by Noncewatch and viewed by thousands of slapheaded savages.

Noncewatch is a website that promotes and incites terrorism.

by Dogu September 18, 2006

nonretardphobia

The fear of not being retarded

Person 1: wanna go to school
Person 2: sorry, I have nonretardphobia

by Ghostyeeted August 18, 2019

Noncewatch

Part of the redwatch site.Lists of those convicted for sex offences against children.A good idea to right thinking people.Loathed by those with an agenda.

Use the noncewatch resource to see if any nonces are in your area.

by noncewatch August 12, 2006

Noncebait

Sexually attractive teenager

"Check out the booty on that girl"
"Christ Jim, she's like 14. Total noncebait"

by Misteroz June 20, 2007