Noncetart

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Horny teenagers who still think saying things like 'I slid into your mum last night' 'I fucked your mum last night' is relevant.

Me: I feel happy
Noncetart: Hahahaha you weren't when I slid into your mum last night
Me: Oh fuck off you silly little noncetart

Noncetart by HullSimplibus April 25, 2019

nonstarter

A plan or process that is so hopeless, no one wants to make the effort to start it.

"President Obama’s plan to reduce the size of the deduction has been a nonstarter in Congress."
-- from The Big Money

nonstarter by jevanyn April 14, 2010

Related Words

Noncetart • noncetastic • Noncewatch • nonceatron • Noncebait • noncert • Noncett • nonretardphobia • nonstarter • Nonce Patrol

nonceatron

A person that you thought couldn't get any noncier but just did, AKA the ultimate nonce.

Mr Carr is looking at you again, what a nonceatron.

nonceatron by neildown69 March 31, 2021

Noncewatch

An online UK campaign, designed with the aim of encouraging indescriminate harassment of sex offenders and anyone seen by the ignorant as pandering to or vaguely representing them.

Redwatch, it's mother site operates in exactly the same way, but it's aiding of violence and intimidation is directed towards the political left.

Red/Noncewatch operates outside of UK law, mainly against those who act within it. If it's not anyone's buisness, watch out; they'll make it their own.

Think twice about having sex with consenting 15 year old boys, or speaking out for those who do. After the hell of prison, your photo may very well be published by Noncewatch and viewed by thousands of slapheaded savages.

Noncewatch is a website that promotes and incites terrorism.

Noncewatch by Dogu September 18, 2006

nonretardphobia

The fear of not being retarded

Person 1: wanna go to school
Person 2: sorry, I have nonretardphobia

nonretardphobia by Ghostyeeted August 18, 2019

Noncewatch

Part of the redwatch site.Lists of those convicted for sex offences against children.A good idea to right thinking people.Loathed by those with an agenda.

Use the noncewatch resource to see if any nonces are in your area.

Noncewatch by noncewatch August 12, 2006

Noncebait

Sexually attractive teenager

"Check out the booty on that girl"
"Christ Jim, she's like 14. Total noncebait"

Noncebait by Misteroz June 20, 2007

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026