Urban Dictionary: Definitions by HullSimplibus

Fuckshittle

1. When you are fucking a girl and she shits herself

2. When you are pegging a guy and he shits himself

3. The same but gay/lesbian

I was fucking her last night and a fuckshittle happened, had to wash the covers!

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Nuts and screwy at the same time. Basically absolutely fucking psycho.

'The T-Rex went nutscrewy because his arms were so short and he could scratch an itch or wank off'.

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Horny teenagers who still think saying things like 'I slid into your mum last night' 'I fucked your mum last night' is relevant.

Me: I feel happy
Noncetart: Hahahaha you weren't when I slid into your mum last night
Me: Oh fuck off you silly little noncetart

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A lying piece of shit who never tells the truth about anything and is a complete traitor in everything.

We was supposed to be leaving the EU but those government fuckles never listen to the people!

Fuckle by HullSimplibus January 8, 2019

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A vegan who tries to force their beliefs on to meat-eaters and be unpleasant if they don't follow it.

My god, she is such a fucking plantfag! All I did was eat some bacon!

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