Definitions by Misteroz

Move the Strawberries 

The action of clearing of an obstacle between two people in order to indicate a willingness for increased physical proximity.

Origin: When on a romantic picnic, items of food will commonly separate people when lying on a blanket; Shifting these objects will allow the two parties to get nearer.

"So how did your date go?"
"It was great - but he didn't kiss me"
"Did you move the strawberries?"
"Of course! Frigid bastard"

Move the Strawberries by Misteroz November 16, 2007

Phone Proxy 

The act of complimenting - or complaining - about someone in the locale by calling a friend and voicing your opinion loudly.

<On phone> Yeah, there's a girl on the train with cracking tits, but the twat she's sitting with is playing some R&B crap out his mobile. Glad I can cain him by phone proxy; the fuckjaw can't hear me.

Phone Proxy by Misteroz November 1, 2007

biff 

The external genitalia of a female

"She forgot to take her pill last night so I had to cum over her biff"

biff by Misteroz July 27, 2007

Noncebait 

Sexually attractive teenager

"Check out the booty on that girl"
"Christ Jim, she's like 14. Total noncebait"

Noncebait by Misteroz June 20, 2007