noncert

A concert or other live performance where the performer is not actually performing (lip synching) or is only hologram.

Breht: When I was in Japan, I went to the Hatsune Miku Live concert. You know where the performer is actually a hologram.
Griffin: You mean you saw in her noncert. If the performer is not real it is not a concert.

Tabitha: I saw the Britney Spears Concert and she was lip synching. What a noncert.

by NewWordShow.com January 17, 2011

Noncestick

When a paedophile has raped so many kids that the government has decided to impale them on a metal pole.

You hear about that paedophile Nik who lived up the road? Yeah now he is just a noncestick

by NJRuler November 6, 2019

Noncents

1. Bitcoin (.00000001) A self-effacing homonym formed that means "non cents" or a contraction of "nonce cents" -- and sounds like "nonsense"!

This round we had 6M shares in, and I'll I got for my effort was .12345678 Noncents!

by LittleDuke September 3, 2012

noncery

1. Noncery is a term used for pedophillia. It is the process, or act of noncing. Also see nonce.

2. Noncery is also a non-swearing version of wankerism, or twatting. They are words used to describe someone who takes part in being a wanker or a twat. Also see wanker and twat.

That guy is obsessed with utter noncery.

by Julio Von Janitor January 31, 2007

noncerino

An amazing person who catches nonces pedos

Cre4tor is a noncerino

by Cre4tor November 6, 2020

Noncery

Committing an act that is a bit sus around children or underage people. Being a nonce (pedophile).

That is some pure noncery from Jeremy .

by Vexotic__ February 4, 2021

nonceatron

A person that you thought couldn't get any noncier but just did, AKA the ultimate nonce.

Mr Carr is looking at you again, what a nonceatron.

by neildown69 March 31, 2021