noncetastic

the art of stealing a child and touching them all over so you feel like you've done something in your life.

oh, hey man, I feel noncetastic

noncetastic by noncetastic man May 14, 2018

Noncestick

When a paedophile has raped so many kids that the government has decided to impale them on a metal pole.

You hear about that paedophile Nik who lived up the road? Yeah now he is just a noncestick

Noncestick by NJRuler November 6, 2019

Nontastic 

The state of being NOT fantastic. In the same vein as underwhelmed.

This has been a nontastic week so far.

Mom made liver and onions for dinner...it was nontastic.

Nontastic by Momof4AK February 4, 2010

nodetastic 

In Rigs of Rods terms, having to do with high-node levels. Also known as "lag"

Damn! Why is that Box5Diesel truck so nodetastic?!?

nodetastic by Jeep_YJ_Junkie December 13, 2009