Me: mmm love myself some kiddies
stranger: sir could you please leave
Me: why? I'm just here to pick up little johnny.
Stranger: Sir, please
stop touching that
child like that, you're in a kindergarten, SIR STOPPPPP NOWWW!
Me: *Inappropriately touching my little
brother* Whats the problem?
Stranger: YOU ARE A NONCEST THAT'S THE PROBLEM