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Noncett

geraldine was being a right noncett
by LolaBark August 8, 2021
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Noncestick

When a paedophile has raped so many kids that the government has decided to impale them on a metal pole.
You hear about that paedophile Nik who lived up the road? Yeah now he is just a noncestick
by NJRuler November 6, 2019
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Noncents

1. Bitcoin (.00000001) A self-effacing homonym formed that means "non cents" or a contraction of "nonce cents" -- and sounds like "nonsense"!
This round we had 6M shares in, and I'll I got for my effort was .12345678 Noncents!
by LittleDuke September 3, 2012
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nonceatron

A person that you thought couldn't get any noncier but just did, AKA the ultimate nonce.
Mr Carr is looking at you again, what a nonceatron.
by neildown69 March 31, 2021
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Noncester

A noncester is not just your average, small time nonce.

A noncester is prolific in his fiddlings of multiple victims and can only be described as a monster nonce for his many deplorable acts of paedophilia. A Noncester.
Bailey, mate, clock that guy by the main school gates. It's Keith the noncester spying the hopscotch again.
by Mighty Ducks Sunshine Beam January 22, 2019
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Noncest

A nonce who also loves a bit of incest while they "nonce" it up with their 5 year old brother. A very big no no
Me: mmm love myself some kiddies
stranger: sir could you please leave
Me: why? I'm just here to pick up little johnny.
Stranger: Sir, please stop touching that child like that, you're in a kindergarten, SIR STOPPPPP NOWWW!
Me: *Inappropriately touching my little brother* Whats the problem?
Stranger: YOU ARE A NONCEST THAT'S THE PROBLEM
by BigJuice June 23, 2019
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noncestess

Extreme of nonce. A nonce in his extremest. Derogatory term for a very gay man.

Also see Gay Max.
He is the biggest noncestess there is.
by Maca August 20, 2006
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