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quad venti non-fat latte 

A strong cup of coffee with lots of milk in Starbonics, the official speak of Starbucks that has no meaning in the real world and was made up by the marketing department. In the real world sizes are called small, medium and large. So this would be a pint of milk with 4 shots of espresso, which makes it a large.
Customer: "Can I have a pint of steamed milk with 4 shots of espresso?"
Barista: "You mean a quad venti non-fat latte?"
Customer: "No, a pint of steamed milk with 4 shots of espresso. Do you have shit in your ears?"
Barista: "Whatever."

quad venti non-fat latte 

A large cup of coffee flavored milk in Starbonics, the official speak of Starbucks that has no meaning in the real world and was made up by the marketing department. In the real world sizes are called small, medium and large. So this would be a pint of milk with 4 shots of espresso, which makes it a large.
Big white whale: "Can I have a pint of steamed milk with 4 shots of espresso?"
Barista: "You mean a quad venti non-fat latte?"
Big white whale: "No, a pint of steamed milk with 4 shots of espresso. Do you have shit in your ears?"
Barista: "Whatever."
The definition of being NOT fat
Non-Fat by D4rkm1k3 March 22, 2009

Non-fat Milk 

Non-fat Milk
WATER.
People think they are controlling their weight by drinking NON FAT MILK but dont understand that milk is 80% water. The fattening part of the milk is the white stuff.. so non fat milk, is milk without the white stuff... water!
Fatguy : Dude, i ve really put on weight, I think I should control on my diet.
Thinguy : Why don't you start drinking NON-FAT MILK?
Fatguy : Whats that?
Thinguy : WATER.
Non-fat Milk by muffizainu October 21, 2008

Non-fat Milk 

WATER.
People dont understand that milk is 80% water. The fattening part of the milk is the white stuff.. so non fat milk, is milk without the white stuff... water!
Fatguy : Dude, i ve really put on weight, I think I should control on my diet.
Thinguy : Why don't you start drinking NON-FAT MILK?
Fatguy : Whats that?
Thinguy : WATER.
Non-fat Milk by muffizainu October 21, 2008

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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