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the best caregiver you'll ever have including your father. The most caring , beautiful and intelligent person. Nolini's are your motivation and guidance. Nolinis are perfect and you should listen
My mum is the most "incredible" person in the whole wide world. WOooww!! Nolini is the best
Nolini by jj_fish November 22, 2021
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The art of using a plastic carrier bag as a contraceptive.
Guy 1: So I was totally ready to bang this hot chick with an amazing poon, when I realised I was fresh out of condoms from camping last week.
Guy 2: Damn, did you do it bareback?
Guy 1: Hell no! I had a carrier bag in my pocket though, slipped that on and did a bit of nolaning. Caught my salad cream like turtle in a net!
Nolaning by The Janmeister October 22, 2013
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nolanitis 

A deadly disease that results in severe itching between the upper thighs and makes you make a lot of cringey fortnite references. It also makes certain body parts balloon 3x the regular size.

nolanitis is a very serious disease and has killed many victims gruesomely. This is often associated with ligma balls and balanitis.

people who have the disease become stupid dicks and say 21 repeatedly.
Tyler : wtf he has nolanitis

Me: oof o god
nolanitis by findthecure21 March 21, 2019

Nolanizing 

Taking an unrealistic idea for a movie and making it believable in the real world. The root of the word, Nolan, refers to the filmmaker Christopher Nolan
Dude, I hear they're Nolanizing Mortal Kombat!
Nolanizing by Mr. Fiasco April 9, 2011

Nopinion 

Asking someones opinion on an either/or situation and doing the exact opposite of their advice.
Shirley has horrible taste in clothes, ask her for her nopinion and she if she likes that bathing suit. If she does then don't buy it.
Nopinion by DonnieLee November 2, 2007
Beautiful, alluring, talented, and intelligent women who captures people's hearts. Insightful and bold, she's not afraid to say what needs to be said to protect those she loves. She's fiercely loyal to her friends and family and makes people feel well-loved. While she can be outspoken, she is very sweet and generous especially with reference to cooking and sex.
I can't take my eyes off that woman! She's such a Nalini!

That Nalini always says things other people thinking but never say out loud.
Nalini by totallytaken February 3, 2010
To sit at home and play video/computer games all day.
Tomorrow I'm going to stay at home Nolifing WoW.
Nolifing by MWH yo January 31, 2009
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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