Nolini 

the best caregiver you'll ever have including your father. The most caring , beautiful and intelligent person. Nolini's are your motivation and guidance. Nolinis are perfect and you should listen

My mum is the most "incredible" person in the whole wide world. WOooww!! Nolini is the best

Nolini by jj_fish November 22, 2021

Nolaning

The art of using a plastic carrier bag as a contraceptive.

Guy 1: So I was totally ready to bang this hot chick with an amazing poon, when I realised I was fresh out of condoms from camping last week.
Guy 2: Damn, did you do it bareback?
Guy 1: Hell no! I had a carrier bag in my pocket though, slipped that on and did a bit of nolaning. Caught my salad cream like turtle in a net!

Nolaning by The Janmeister October 22, 2013

nolanitis 

A deadly disease that results in severe itching between the upper thighs and makes you make a lot of cringey fortnite references. It also makes certain body parts balloon 3x the regular size.

nolanitis is a very serious disease and has killed many victims gruesomely. This is often associated with ligma balls and balanitis.

people who have the disease become stupid dicks and say 21 repeatedly.

Tyler : wtf he has nolanitis

Me: oof o god

nolanitis by findthecure21 March 21, 2019

Nolanizing 

Taking an unrealistic idea for a movie and making it believable in the real world. The root of the word, Nolan, refers to the filmmaker Christopher Nolan

Dude, I hear they're Nolanizing Mortal Kombat!

Nolanizing by Mr. Fiasco April 9, 2011

Nopinion 

Asking someones opinion on an either/or situation and doing the exact opposite of their advice.

Shirley has horrible taste in clothes, ask her for her nopinion and she if she likes that bathing suit. If she does then don't buy it.

Nopinion by DonnieLee November 2, 2007

Nalini 

Beautiful, alluring, talented, and intelligent women who captures people's hearts. Insightful and bold, she's not afraid to say what needs to be said to protect those she loves. She's fiercely loyal to her friends and family and makes people feel well-loved. While she can be outspoken, she is very sweet and generous especially with reference to cooking and sex.

I can't take my eyes off that woman! She's such a Nalini!

That Nalini always says things other people thinking but never say out loud.

Nalini by totallytaken February 3, 2010

Nolifing

To sit at home and play video/computer games all day.

Tomorrow I'm going to stay at home Nolifing WoW.

Nolifing by MWH yo January 31, 2009