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Noini is a famous norwegian rap artist on the platform Soundcloud. He goes by the name Lil Noini. The word Noini came after he danced over a person while saying; "Noini noini noini". Noini has really no definetive meaning, but it sounds cool.
Person A: Hello, did you hear about Lil Noini?
Person B: No, who is he?
Person A: Don't you know Lil Noini! He is the best rapper in the game rn!
Noini by TessaWhiting January 21, 2020
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noitinifed pot 

The point of being being beyond the border of boredom that you type in top definition backwards.
Person: man i am so bored. I wonder what results i would get if I took top definition and made backwards making it noitinifed pot on urban dictionary.

Person:oh i see....i should go outside.
Related Words
Noini • noinin • Nini • ninia • ninini • Nainish • Noiners • noink • nainika • Niniko
Noin verb : (n-OY-n) To stay in ones pajamas till noon typically in a slothful, lazy, negligent, indulgent manner. Also relaxing. A combination of the words "noon" and "in" both referring to being "in" ones PJ's till noon and being in ones home, hotel room, van, till noon. Noin is often used as a replacement for doing nothing or little to nothing to do thus resulting in slovenly/relaxed behavior. Being a bum or taking it easy. Present tense"Noining"
Person A: "What are your plans tomorrow?"
Person B: "Probably watching cartoons and noining"

This week has been a brick to my face. I am just going to sit back, noin, and play video games.

Ever since he lost his job all he does is noin.

I bet she could get a decent boyfriend if she would get off the couch and stop noining.

I am so stressed all I want to do this weekend is noin.
Noin by theoriginalmichaela May 22, 2010

One Knee Noni 

A person who is learning to surf and is able to get to the standing position by going to the knee first. Unlike Two Foot Tony who is able to go straight from the chest to the feet.
Look at that One Knee Noni. With a bit more practice they will surely be a Two Foot Tony.
One Knee Noni by YaboiJmoon February 15, 2020
Ninia is a strong beautiful person. They're most likely to be sporty. But they're the most unique person you'll know. They are someone who sticks by you when your sad or mad.
I need to find someone who is named ninia
ninia by Mommadog91 May 19, 2018
Gary (Bababooey) Dell'Abate's mispronunciation of the number nine. It was made famous in his love tape to his ex-girlfriend from the 80's. It is also Sour Shoes favorite word......right now.
My professional life is at a noine but my personal life is at a two.
noine by NointeenNoinetyNoine September 3, 2016
an expression of immediate dismission. Usage is aimed at perplexing the current speaker and interrupting their train of thought in an attempt to cease the conversation at hand.
Speaker 1: "I was talking to my boss the other day about the latest executive summary reports and..."
Speaker 2: "Ninibaba!!"
Speaker 1: "huh?"
Speaker 1: "Now what was I just saying?"
Speaker 2: " I don't know, I forgot. I gotta go."
ninibaba by iv April 15, 2005
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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