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Nohealani 

A completely oblivious girl to the real world but has an amazing amount of positive energy
Man, that girl just pulled a nohealani. I can't believe she doesn't know Colt Brennan.
Nohealani by Troy Hoffman February 10, 2009
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Noelani is someone you want to hold onto. She is an amazing kisser. She is very very very very very very very Cute!! If you ever get a chance to meet her make sure that you love you her and don't break her and if you ever and i mean ever break her you will literally go to hell burn in a internal flame and be in pain like forever and ever and ever so don't freaking frakin break her or Satan will break you in half Thank you :)
Noelani - The most beautiful person in the whole world
Noelani by A noelani lover December 15, 2017
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Honestly, she's that blunt, chill friend that sometimes gets/ feels forgotten herself. Low-key mom friend cause she gives you all her snacks :). She may not show that she cares that easily and sometimes you'll miss it, but it's there in her eyes when she says,"hey", when shes worried and shows you pictures of her cats :). She's amazing and even if she thinks she doesn't, she deserves the world. She that best friend that lets you forget all your worries. I love her. No homo. Absolutely the best 10/10. She may hate her eyes,but they're such a calming color I could look into them forever. I just want her to be more happy and get a mans ;). Hehe
"OMG its bad b^tch Noelani!"
Noelani by thatspookyspider November 2, 2019
The most wonderful and beautiful girl you will ever meet. Her eyes will look at you with so much love and affection, you will fall deeper and deeper in love with her every time you lock eyes, and her smile is brighter than ten suns, it blinds you from all your problems and all your worries that you've ever had. Her touch is so sweet and affectionate that you never felt safer in anyones arms before hers. Her smell is like no other, indescribable and appealing to the nose, not even the best smelling rose could compete. She has a sweet, loving, loyal, generous, fragile, caring, and beautiful heart. She is always true and never leaves a lie untold. She is unlike any other girl in the world. When sheʻs stares into your eyes, you get lost, trying to find a way back to reality, but her love pulls you ever so deeper into a void unlike any other, a void so deep and full of love that even though you get lost in it, you hope nothing ever takes you out. If you were to ever break her heart, the wrath of her aumakua, the heavens, the earth, and even hell would be brought upon you till your days end. She is undeniably the mist of the heavens, brought down to earth so that her love may spread like fog and engulf anyone and everyone she meets.
Ho that girl Noelani, she's the most beautiful and loving girl I've ever met.
Noelani by Mauifam808 March 9, 2021
Beautiful Christmas one, Noelani embodies beauty. Not only her physical appearance but also the way she loves, thinks and sings. Her eyes big and brown, easy to get lost in; her arms small but far from weak, they have the strength to embrace your soul. When she talks you wonder what it would be like to walk around in her brain. You feel lucky she mentions you when she sings...voice of an angel, momma's angel.
To be considered a perfect 10 doesn't begin to compare being considered a Noelani.
Noelani by Nani's Mom February 10, 2010
Noelanis shouldn't be taken for granted. They are the most kind hearted souls you will ever meet in you're lifetime, not to mention the most stunning creatures that ever existed! Seriously, one look from their eyes and you're instantly melted and dont even get me started on their smiles!!! They dont like corndogs, or all that healthy stuff on burgers and dont ever feed them eggs or bacon, they just wont eat it! Make sure they always get their sleep and listen to just the right amount of Broadway Music. Some Noelanis go into deep hibernation and sleep for days even. If u ever come across with any Noelanis...do us both a favor and never stop loving her! They deserve the world, possibly more!
Noelani! Another day waisted on sleep?! That's ok tho. You're the best person I've ever met(: I'm so glad you're in my life!
Noelani by TheHighGround237 February 9, 2020
extremely attractive outgoing hawaiian girl ; a baller
wow shes really fine..Noelani. Damn! and shes a baller..wow
Noelani by udon't knowme August 21, 2008
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