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noted nofuns
noted nofuns by JormanThoad March 21, 2017
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Nofun Relationship
Stevie: Let's go get ice cream!
Anita: No, let's just continue talking on the phone.
Stevie: This is a nofun relationship
Anita: No, let's just continue talking on the phone.
Stevie: This is a nofun relationship
Nofun Relationship by September10 October 23, 2008
Transvestite Black Nofundo
A ghetto black broad, who is loud and really stupid.
She mostly has nasty nappy-ass hair, may have clear or blemished skin, and a large schnoz. A real hideous monstrocity that needs to be kept out of the public eye.
Just that large nose, and her dark complexion does her in to make her really look like an ape.
A real canidate for being the most ugliest bitch on the planet.
She is one sorry ass hoe, lame as fuck, and is very manly looking.
Just looking at her makes you wanna gouge your eyes out and dip 'em in bleach.
But that is just the start.
1.) You will never stop puking
2.) Your I.Q will drop to -50
3.) You will wish that there was a suicide booth like Futurama and go kill yourself.
And that is when you just look at her.
She mostly has nasty nappy-ass hair, may have clear or blemished skin, and a large schnoz. A real hideous monstrocity that needs to be kept out of the public eye.
Just that large nose, and her dark complexion does her in to make her really look like an ape.
A real canidate for being the most ugliest bitch on the planet.
She is one sorry ass hoe, lame as fuck, and is very manly looking.
Just looking at her makes you wanna gouge your eyes out and dip 'em in bleach.
But that is just the start.
1.) You will never stop puking
2.) Your I.Q will drop to -50
3.) You will wish that there was a suicide booth like Futurama and go kill yourself.
And that is when you just look at her.
Guy1: Walking around downtown, minding his own buisness.
Then suddenly Taliana appears; "Holy Shit!" Guy 1 says. Running for his life, stops to puke ever so often. Finally meets his friend.
Guy2: "Oh my god, what happend to you?"
Guy1: "I just saw Taliana"
Guy1: Pukes again after saying her name
Guy2: "That Transvestite Black Nofundo?"
Guy1: Nods his head
Guy2 "Oh no!!!!"
Guy1: "I need eye bleach"
Guy2: "It's too late for you my brotha"
Guy1: Goes retarded suddenly "gshoireioaheoith"
Guy2: "I will do you the favor of finding you a suicide booth"
Guy1 "dofgjoerh"
They somehow found a suicide booth and luckly Guy1 was put out of his misery.
Then suddenly Taliana appears; "Holy Shit!" Guy 1 says. Running for his life, stops to puke ever so often. Finally meets his friend.
Guy2: "Oh my god, what happend to you?"
Guy1: "I just saw Taliana"
Guy1: Pukes again after saying her name
Guy2: "That Transvestite Black Nofundo?"
Guy1: Nods his head
Guy2 "Oh no!!!!"
Guy1: "I need eye bleach"
Guy2: "It's too late for you my brotha"
Guy1: Goes retarded suddenly "gshoireioaheoith"
Guy2: "I will do you the favor of finding you a suicide booth"
Guy1 "dofgjoerh"
They somehow found a suicide booth and luckly Guy1 was put out of his misery.
Transvestite Black Nofundo by Your sauve Mac-Daddy December 12, 2010
nofx
Holy shit last week I saw nofx and I shot a constant stream of semen for 10 minutes spraying everyone with the bittersweet necture...
nofx by gorsh dick August 17, 2003
nofuck vagina
US Navy slang for Norfolk, Virginia, the largest Navy town in America. Everybody in the Navy ends up in Norfolk at some point in their military carreer. Watch out for the signs that say, "Dogs and sailors keep off the grass!" And don't EVER buy a car there!
nofuck vagina by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005
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