Noffle
"I've set a 'Please Speak Up' Noffle on my work system so that everyone knows I may be hard of hearing."
Noffle by kidchameleon September 12, 2021
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Noffed
Runner 1: "I missed practice yesterday cus i'm a panzy, what did we do"
Runner 2: "Don't speak to me.... I'm to sore from getting Noffed.... Hard"
Runner 2: "Don't speak to me.... I'm to sore from getting Noffed.... Hard"
Noffed by cross country kid November 3, 2011
Nofile Picture
When a person's Facebook picture is attractive enough to make you notice them (friend request, accept) but later to find out that the picture is the ONLY good one of them, as they turn out to be ugly.
Keith: Hey man I added Sarah last week, she's pretty hot.
James: What are you talking about? She's not good looking at all.
Keith: Damn, I guess that was her Nofile Picture
James: What are you talking about? She's not good looking at all.
Keith: Damn, I guess that was her Nofile Picture
Nofile Picture by mdubs10 December 16, 2009
niffler
1. the creature in harry potter that's rather fuzzy and can sniff out gold.
2. a word meaning "nothing" or "nevermind." a common abbreviation is "niff."
2. a word meaning "nothing" or "nevermind." a common abbreviation is "niff."
Noffer
To Get Noffed or to take Noff means getting high. Noff being the word for weed and a Noffer being a stoner.
Noffer by The Noffer September 24, 2011
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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