Definitions by kidchameleon

Bitchclysm 

A friendship ending argument between two female besties, usually over the affections of a male

I hear Tori and Madison ain't talkin no more? Yeah, serious bitchclysm broke out when Tori made out with Brad.

Bitchclysm by kidchameleon November 25, 2021

Noffle

A state of need of a particular person

"I've set a 'Please Speak Up' Noffle on my work system so that everyone knows I may be hard of hearing."

Noffle by kidchameleon September 12, 2021

Lockdown legs 

A buildup of body fat, particularly in the leg area, caused as a result of adhering to pandemic lockdown restrictions.

Steve: Hey Brad, seen Suzie since the restrictions started?
Brad: No, why?
Steve: Well try not to do a double take when you see her - serious case of lockdown legs.
Brad: I hear ya bro.

Lockdown legs by kidchameleon May 27, 2020