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it's absolutely impossible not to love a noemia. she's beautiful, and she knows it. she radiates her confidence and independence like a star, and everyone around her is lucky if they're part of her solar system. she's the type of person to make you feel heard, seen, and appreciated without expecting anything in return. you can trust her with absolutely anything and feel free from judgment. noemia is just the type of girl to make your soul feel like it's experiencing all the best parts of fire. a fire that will never, ever burn out.
boy 1: have you met that girl noemia?

boy2: don't even think about it. you have no chance.
Noemia by invincentwetrust November 22, 2021
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Noēmiæ/La "crème de la crème"

Noémias are quite rare, and often cultural hybrids. The good part is that they keep the best from both. Don't judge a book by its cover ; they look gorgeous and sexy, but are very smart and curious animals.

Hint : To make them laugh, a poo poo caca 💩 joke shall do the work.

Hint : Bait them with a good back massage and a cute cat.
Guy 1: "Man, I kissed a Noémia last night
Guy 1's friend : No effing way, you're drunk. Go sleep.
Guy 1: Nobody believes me. It shows how lucky I actually was...
Noémia by Rare-person-finder November 23, 2021
Related Words
Noemia • Noemi and elin • noemi • Noelia • Noemie • nemiah • noema • Neemia • nemia • noamiah
If you are lucky enough to find a Noemi, never let her go. She will change your world for the better. Because of her, you will become more studious, sporty, hard-working (although not as hard-working as her because that’s almost impossible), self-confidence and much happier in life. It’s because of her that you dare to be just yourself. She is the most loyal, beautiful (on the inside and outside), hard-working and kindest person. You know you can go to her with every problem or funny thing you experienced that day, and she will take you seriously. After every time you spend time together, you’ll feel so much better about yourself. She cheers you up, makes you happy every time and spending time with her is a precious gift no matter what you do. It can just be studying together, and it makes one of the best days of the week just because it means being with her. It’s a bond that gets stronger every day even after years and that is the beautiful thing about having a Noemi. You can’t get enough of her because she is so inspiring, funny, kind, supporting and she teaches you so much about life. Because of her, you will be able to understand the world and life better. You can talk with her for 24h hours a day and it would never get annoying. If you find a Noemi, keep her! I’m the happiest person because I was able to find my Noemi and I know I would do anything to not lose her.
Noemi is just wonderful
Noemi by Alpacaunicorn December 5, 2021
If you find a Noemi, and you both earn trust of each other, never let go off her. You‘d be an idiot if you did. However, a „Noemi“ is super cute, very friendly and damn kind, besides her looks (which are of course extraterrestrial) her character and personality is amazing, you‘ll never find another girl like a Noemi. Trust me bro
Guy: „Brooo, did you see Noemi yesterday?“
Other guy: Yess, bro she soo beautiful and bro, she has a hugee ass heart“
Noemi by rence420 December 4, 2020
She is very nice when she feels like it sometimes she has a very bad moment but she is always smiling at life no Mather what is going on. She is nice to persons that treat her nice but she can have a dark side on her that no one knows she can show her emotions when she dosent like something that is going on
Noemi is a really good friend to my throw out the hard times of my life.
Noemi by Ashely Ramirez February 28, 2019
noelia is a nice girl who is also very loyal. she is willing to give anyone even the worst people second chances. she like affection and adventuring but at the same time she wants to lay on the coach all day with someone and eat ice cream for hours on end. she is also smart and beautiful. she makes friends easily and will do anything to make anyone happy.
noelia is nice

i think i’m going to call my friend noelia, oli!
noelia by iloveplantsandpuppies June 25, 2018
The prettiest and most gorgeous person ever seen. I am a hard simp for them.
Have you seen Noemi today? I almost fainted cyz she is so handsome.
Noemi by youarekindashortlol November 8, 2021
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