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Nobulet

A way of calling a friend or anyone really a nob... just in a nicer fashion! Nobulet just doesnt seem as harsh.

A more friendly way to insult someone; the word generally makes someone laugh if you call it them.
Matt: *Walks into a tree whilst txting*

Jess: You'r such a nobulet!

Matt: Haha thanks
by Jess1b1 October 5, 2011
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NOBLETIGER

Baseball acronym: No-Outs Bases-Loaded-Ending (with) Team-Incapable (of) Getting-Easy-Run.

With the bases loaded and not outs even a mediocre team can trade outs for runs (e.g. sacrifice fly-outs and bunts). A team that fails at this fundamental level has committed NOBLETIGER and brought humiliation upon themselves, their families, fans, city and nation.

For non-baseball fans the situation is equivalent to having erectile dysfunction at an all you can eat brothel.
"LMAO, the Giants pulled a NOBLETIGER in the 9th inning against Kenley Jansen! They should be relegated to AAA"
by RobSnob July 30, 2021
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noblet

A word to describe someone who isn't worthy of the accolade of having anything other than a tiny penis
He's such a dick...infact he's not even that...he's a noblet
by smutme October 3, 2011
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nubulet

A newly discovered fundamental particle.

While solitary nubulets appear to have zero impact on the environment, masses of these particles have shown the tendency to swarm and bond, forming nublets.

After a nublet is formed, it will actively search for a suitable link to the Internet. Once online, a nublet will usually enter an online multiplayer game, such as Counter-Strike. Upon entry, game quality for non-nublets (see: leet) plummets dramatically. Typically the infestation of one nublet will not drive all the other players off the server. However, larger numbers of nubulets and nublets, as well as nubs, n00bs, and newbies, have demonstrated the ability to create an unbearable atmosphere for competent players, effectively purging a server of all intelligent life.

The mechanism of this "purging" action has been studied. Nublets repel more intelligent life forms, but there may be an unseen force at work.

If you, or anyone you know has come into contact with nubulet particles, administer heavy dosages of practice and leetness. Recovery time will depend heavily on the individual.

Symptoms of nubulet exposure include, but are not limited to:

- Decreased enjoyment of online activity of all sorts
- Frustration
- Depression
- Suicide
- Homocide
- Infanticide
- "Spontaneous" combustion of various computer components
- Loss of friends
- Increased stress levels
- Weight gain
- Hair loss
- Erectile dysfunction
- Multiple organ failure
Man, thanks to that nubulet infestation, nobody plays on my CS server anymore... :(
by z3pp3h February 5, 2007
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Nobulator

A person similar in personality or behaviour to a nob.
That guy is such a nobulator
by Esteban Tuero June 9, 2004
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noblett

A wickedly depressed son of a drunkard that lives in the mudpits of Arkansas
Dad:

*drinks beer and buys house in Arkansas*
Son:

Dad...please stop. I dont want to be a Noblett.
by CoreyInTheHouse99 October 7, 2020
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Noblet Pink

Noblet Pink is the specific name of the shade of pink that the head of a males penis can become. Its a very beautiful and specific pink, there is none other like it. The way to achieve this is only through means of German brunette Fellatio of the highest level. A more specific word for this type of oral pleasure is "milked."
After being milked, the head of the male penis will be throbbing and senstive, radiating "Noblet pink" in shade.
Last night was alot of fun. My penis was noblet pink at the end.
by Jerry Jonesman August 23, 2022
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