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Barnes & Nobles 

What ignorant people call Barnes & Noble.
Illiterate Person: "Hey, you wanna go to Barnes & Nobles later?"
Educated Person: "Why would you want to go there? It's obvious you can't read because you called it Barnes & Nobles."

Noblesville 

A mid-sized suburban town in Central Indiana that serves as the county seat for Hamilton County. Founded in 1823, Noblesville has a quaint, authentic downtown with old shops and a large, 19th century courthouse. Noblesville has experienced significant growth in the past decade as the area in and around develops. The Noblesville High School mascot is the Millers.

Get at it.
Fact: Noblesville is the greatest town in Central Indiana.
Noblesville by Grouchomarxx April 17, 2011

Nobsession 

To be obsessed with the male genitals.
To have a burning need to have to bring the following words penis, cock, dick, schlong, nob, skin-flute, pork-sword, shaft, pipe, pole, meat etc in to every conversation even if it's not appropriate in any way or makes no sense to do so.
Luke: Kyle, have you done that job yet?
Kyle: No but my dick is really huge.
Luke: You really need to deal with your nobsession.
Nobsession by Kyles mum May 19, 2010
1. A large worthless body mass capable of an undeserved power trip, belittling more important beings
Pledge:"That guy is being a 'Nobles'... What a Dick!"
Nobles by Norbes December 5, 2009

Noblesvilleclan 

A group of terrorists (based in Noblesville) who run and control the underground market in Indiana
"Did you hear? The Noblesvilleclan Killed 6 people last night!"
Noblesvilleclan by SuperSeLoL August 2, 2023

noblesse oblige 

Literally means, "nobility obliges". It's generally used to imply that with wealth, power, and prestige come social responsibility. It's mostly used to refer to the wealthy who are condescending and shower their money and privileges upon those who don't necessarily want it.
Our landlord gave us a basket of fruit for Christmas, as his noblesse oblige.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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