I am a pledge. I want to be popular and somebody on campus. I want to meet girls in sororities. i'm so young and immature. I had a blast at rush and wasn't sure what i was really getting myself into. I dance at mixers and try to hook up with as many girls as i can. I clean for hours a week so that my frat doesn't haze me as bad. I work the bar at parties. i get my PM beers. I skip my early classes because i get no sleep and i'm always hung over. I go on facebook during study hours. i can sit in a refugee position for hours. i will do push ups and wall sits until i go limp. I throw awesome pledge parties that everyone pays for. the people at my parties only get about 4 beers because my frat brothers get first priority. i eat really disgusting things. i drink until i puke. i then drink more. i will play you in pong until i get lucky and win or pass out from losing. my frat shaves my eye brows. my frat wants me to be immune to alcoholism. i have no money. i carry a bag with me everywhere. i am a walking convenient store. i don't know the greek alphabet. i sleep at my sweethearts house. i get no respect. i am loud outside of my frat house. i always have a story. my high school friends will not recognize me during breaks because of how much i've changed. i am having the most fun ill never want to have again. i can't wait for hell week so i can finally be a brother. i am nothing. i am a turd. i am a frat pledge.
brother 1: damn how'd you get your kitchen so clean.
brother 2: ha my pledges spent 30 minutes in here, then i made them do push ups until they cry'd.

by hippopcorn February 9, 2009
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Lawyer: Did you donate the $7 million to charities?
Amber Heard: Yes.
Lawyer: Then why does the record show you have not donated anything?
Amber Heard: I pledged to $7 million. That's the same thing as me having already given it, basically.
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A special kind of payment where you get all the benefits of paying but you don’t have to actually pay any money
Lawyer: “Did you donate the money?”

Amber Heard: “Yeah, I pledged it”

Waittress: “Please pay your bill”
Guy: “I pledged it”
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A person you send to get you more beer when you run out.
"The coolers running low, Pledge!"
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a ridiculously lazy shit who literally spends his working day doing nothing and then gets promoted for no explainable reason. Likes to have fun and verbally abuse people for shits and giggles. Has a receding hairline that seems to make him look like a young Peter Sutcliffe
"that gentleman who stares at his computer and does sod all has been promoted again"
"that's what is called a pledge"
by cannibal smalltime October 5, 2011
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the initiation process when one joins a frat or sorority. Sometimes it involves hazing.
by valoem February 7, 2005
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The act of trying to join a frat/soror. After rushing, the frat/soror may ask the rushee to pledge. The pledge must do whatever they are asked.
Sorority girl 1: Look at how cute our pledge is. She has to walk around campus wearing a bumblee costume and singing "Stars are blind."
Sorority girl 2: Yeah, we should make her eat dog food later. After pledging we don't even have to let her in.
by pledgee July 28, 2006
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