The most self-incriminating thing a suspect can say to a law enforcement official.

A suspect who has a substantial amount of evidence linking him/her to a crime will act completely oblivious to the matter.

Saying such a phrase will destroy a suspect's credibility since he/she is being non-cooperative and is obviously lying.

Officer: We've got your DNA on the dead body, your fingerprints are all over the murder weapon, and we have three credible eye-witnesses saying they saw you pull the trigger!

Suspect: I have no idea what you're talking about.

Officer: Thanks, that's all I needed to hear.

I have no idea what you're talking about by YouAndMeInJapan June 30, 2011

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No matter what

A fanfic made by Atticus Aaron Jimenez, staring AltoJinx and Glory. (ps, its yaoi)

Atticus: read my fanfic "no matter what"
Everyone: *vomits*

No matter what by Haydenlimgo March 10, 2021

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What no way

Say this (question “WHAT”) pause (then say “no way, or no fuckin way”) as a response to what you just saw and or heard. Usually after something amazing, unique, or even a correction to make life easier etc.

1. You—-Hey Mom, guess what…

Mom—-yes dear,

You——i just saw Pres Biden fall off his bicycle!
Mom—-What No way…..

What no way by @bigtruk July 31, 2023

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FOREVER NO MATTER WHAT

Say this in a sentence after a rule or thing you want to take from or give to someone in a game.
Only you can break a forever no matter what.

guy 1 - "I am invincible, forever no matter what."
guy 2 - "Awwww, man!"

FOREVER NO MATTER WHAT by BENJACKJACKBEN May 6, 2018

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