no stats

no dice; no go; not available

derives from days of hand-computed fantasy baseball stats. overeager owners (ie. steven blank) would call and hound the commissioner for the latest league statistics. one time, a flummoxed commissioner tony picked up the phone and screamed "NO STATS" before slamming it back on its cradle.

no stats on the movie tonight, i have to work.

no stats on the chronic, my guy wasn't home.

no stats by Bryan April 16, 2005

No Stags/No Hens

No bachelor parties/No bachelorette parties! This is a fairly reputable establishment and we don't want people taking their clothes off and/or shouting and screaming and acting like a bunch of rowdy drunk fools until the wee hours because its some person's last night in Singlesville!

No Stags/No Hens is right on the wall when you enter that Bar! Let's try the Pub across the street!

No Stags/No Hens by talk2me-JCH2 July 4, 2022

Johnny-No-Stars 

A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical
adolescent who works in a burger restaurant.

The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training.

Man Who Has Been Waiting 30 minutes for a burger: Where's my burger Johnny-No-Stars?

Johnny-No-Stars: Er...

Johnny-No-Stars by Fete January 9, 2006

Jimmy-no-stars 

A buffoon. An unskilled person. From the McDonald's practice of awarding stars on employees' badges denoting skill or experience level. Thus an employee with no stars is unskilled, which is a joke considering they work at goddam McDonalds. I mean, how hard can it be???

Don't listen to him, he's a Jimmy-no stars!

Jimmy-no-stars by Gezza T April 20, 2003

Kami No Satsujin-Sha 

Popular youtube video that depicts the life and hardships of a young hero. It captures the setting and plot through a very anime-esque feel. It is a modern work of art that is so good that it's bad. Only the worth can watch without leaving with deep regrets. It embodies the meaning of the word cringe and elevates it to the next level.

dude 1: bro i just watched Kami No Satsujin-Sha...
dude 2: bruh my dad died after watching it
dude 1: no way bruv mine did tooo

Kami No Satsujin-Sha by sexy ghi June 11, 2020

Johnny No Stars 

One of the less intelligent human beings on our planet.
As in a McDonalds employee who has not got the mental skills to earn any of the stars the staff wear on their shirts.

'You thought SHE liked YOU? You Johnny No Stars!'

Johnny No Stars by Jason James September 25, 2003

Place of No Stars 

AKA Dark Forest, the place where "evil" cats who have died go; Starclan defines evil as anyone who doesn't believe in them (Christians, anyone?), kills because "A good warrior doesn't need to kill" (MY ASS), neglected a kit, being half blooded, etc, etc. Typically have an urge to destroy the clans; trained clan cats as to find a way into them easier. "Time passes weirdly." wounded cats never health past death. No prey anywhere, this leads to all cats typically being very skinny. Notable members and examples are Tigerstar, Hawkfrost, and Mapleshade.

No one has defined the formal name yet, Place of No Stars, so here I am.

Place of No Stars by Useless Protogen July 12, 2022