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NO GOD!! NO GOD PLEASE NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AAH NO GOD!! YOU CAN'T HAVE IT
NO GOD!! by Me on Fandom September 16, 2025

no god please no 

No god please no is from the show The Office, as said by Steve Carrell.
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Random Person-NO GOD!!! NO GOD PLEASE NO ! NO!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NO GOD NO GOD PLEASE NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 

What you say when you really don't want something to happen
Person 1: Can I use your toothbrush to clean the floorboards

Person 2: NO GOD NO GOD PLEASE NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

No God, Know Peace 

With own interpretation, No God, Know Peace is saying that with no god then the world would know peace. Almost all wars have the root of religion causing violence so God is really just standing in the way.
No God, Know Peace by Ann Ford February 28, 2009

there is no God 

What one says upon discovering something truly, unimaginably awful, so awful, in fact, that it causes one to cast aside the remaining shreds of belief one clung to for years that there is any meaningful order to the universe, much less an intelligent designer of said universe
Guy #1: "Did you hear Sherri Shepherd's getting her own sitcom on Lifetime?"

Guy #2: "There is no God."
there is no God by lexiphile March 5, 2009

i see no god up here other then me 

a meme with a cat on a post
Cat on a post: i see no god up here OTHER THEN ME
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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