What one says upon discovering something truly, unimaginably awful, so awful, in fact, that it causes one to cast aside the remaining shreds of belief one clung to for years that there is any meaningful order to the universe, much less an intelligent designer of said universe
Guy #1: "Did you hear Sherri Shepherd's getting her own sitcom on Lifetime?"

Guy #2: "There is no God."
by lexiphile March 05, 2009
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An extremely good thing, accomplishment, or just something that's fabulous. Something or someone who is great, exceptional, to-the-t or just plain perfect.
"Oh yas hunny, this weave is FOR THA GODS!"

"Her shoes are brand new! Those are for tha gods!!!!"

"This perfect homework is for the gods! Yes!!!"
by tmmontgomery December 22, 2012
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On God is a phrase which is a way of saying that someone is telling the truth. Similar to another phrase such as "I swear to God." Other common uses are "On my mom," "On my grandma," "On my grandpa," "On gang," etc...
Person 1: I whipped out of that parking lot so fast, spinning the wheel, I 'bout flipped the damn car over. Then the police started following me, and I had to run away.

Person 2: Really?

Person 1: On God, bruh."
by piercethegreenbridesveil January 07, 2017
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To be on point.

To the maximum.

To the best capability.

To the highest standard.

To the T.

When something is "To the Gods" it is at its best and nothing less.
Damn, Laleeka's hair is layed To the Gods hunty!

OOO DAMN! Canleela is dressed To the Gods girl!

Damn, this food is cooked To the Gods bitch!
by paradoxpredator January 26, 2013
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An entity whose opinions on the consumption of pork has been a matter of hot debate amongst the world's religions.
Jew: "YHWH strictly forbids the consumption of pork."

Christian: "No He doesn't! Jesus and Paul took that law back a little while later."

Muslim: "Yes, He does forbid it, the Jew is right for once! Allah made this very clear 600 years after Jesus and Paul were alive!"

Pagan:"No, the gods do not forbid eating pork. In fact, we have to throw the bones of our slaughtered livestock into the communal bonfire to scare the demons away!"

Hindu:"Not true, the Dharmic law forbids eating any meat, including pork. Eating pork will only anger the gods."

Atheist:"I can't believe we're actually talking about stuff like this..."
by Jack Torrance-Overlook Hotel January 10, 2009
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a term of endearment used to describe ones self or a loved one.
1) You seen The God Kev today?
2) Im about to get a burger, The God is starving right now.
by doooooglas September 29, 2007
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