Definitions by lexiphile

fake brake 

an involuntary reflex to apply a nonexistent brake petal when riding as a passenger in a car.

Sarah is such a bad driver, I was hitting my fake brake the whole way here.

fake brake by Lexiphile October 11, 2015

trifecta sick

Sick to the point of having diarrhea, vomiting and a fever

I got the flu BAD this year, I was trifecta sick.

trifecta sick by Lexiphile January 16, 2015

there is no God 

What one says upon discovering something truly, unimaginably awful, so awful, in fact, that it causes one to cast aside the remaining shreds of belief one clung to for years that there is any meaningful order to the universe, much less an intelligent designer of said universe

Guy #1: "Did you hear Sherri Shepherd's getting her own sitcom on Lifetime?"

Guy #2: "There is no God."

there is no God by lexiphile March 5, 2009