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no contact 

when two people break up and don’t contact eachother
they are going “no contact”.
no contact by higirllllllllll March 11, 2024

No contact day 

When you have cried too much the night before and you’re eyes are so dry that it hurts to put contact lenses in.
I’m feeling really sad, probably gonna go home and cry. Tomorrow’s a, “no contact day,” I see.
No contact day by PE GANG February 3, 2020

no-contact-cum 

when a human male prematurely ejaculates after seeing a female but before sexual (or non-sexual) contact is initiated.
"dude, look at her, she is a no-contact-cum!"

"what?"

(jizzes pants)

"gross."
no-contact-cum by georgelasealva December 9, 2016

no-contact dishwashing 

A manual dishwashing technique that involves extremely limited contact with the dirty dish: you just spray dishwasher soap on it, open the tap and hope for the best.

Usually employed when there's no more clean dishes and you want to struggle on for an extra meal.
I got home so hungry and tired I couldn't bother to wash dishes properly, so I fixed something up and went with no-contact dishwashing instead.
no-contact dishwashing by jps75 January 6, 2010

no contact contract 

A term that is used in which a female has a sugar daddy froma distance. There is no contact. But the contract signifies the money.
Person 1: 'yo she got a no contact contract'
Person 2: 'lucky hoe'
no contact contract by Hiimpaul021 November 27, 2017

ten day no-contact clause 

A clause that can be invoked when you and your significant other have had no form of contact for ten days. When you two haven't talked, kissed, had sex, or any variation of the three, for that specific length of time, it's not considered cheating if you hook up with someone else. It's considered substitution.
"You dick, how could you cheat on me?"

"Shut up, bitch. Don't you know about the ten day no-contact clause?"
ten day no-contact clause by kameren February 24, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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