A manual dishwashing technique that involves extremely limited contact with the dirty dish: you just spray dishwasher soap on it, open the tap and hope for the best.
Usually employed when there's no more clean dishes and you want to struggle on for an extra meal.
I got home so hungry and tired I couldn't bother to wash dishes properly, so I fixed something up and went with no-contact dishwashing instead.
A clause that can be invoked when you and your significant other have had no form of contact for ten days. When you two haven't talked, kissed, had sex, or any variation of the three, for that specific length of time, it's not considered cheating if you hook up with someone else. It's considered substitution.