5 definitions by georgelasealva

cutlass

1. an attractive physical characteristic or action.

2. a clever, yet hasty solution to a mechanical or emotional problem.

"yo, miranda's ass is straight cutlass"

"dude, that router is cutlass. You used a hangar to bumpthe signal to get porn in your room?"

"yeah, in 4k"

by georgelasealva November 18, 2015

flexing-nuts

when one tries to overcompensate from a position of power or weakness. Typically acting unnecessarily tough, invoking threats of non-fatal violence like punching, pushing and personal space invasion. The later being the favorite of the office nut-flexer in which deals, leads and projects are reassigned based on juvenile bullying tactics.

"Yo how come my order didn't deliver today?"

"Because another customer called up and started flexing-nuts"

"What?"

"Yeah he came to the factory and tried to fight my boss"

by georgelasealva November 18, 2015

no-contact-cum

when a human male prematurely ejaculates after seeing a female but before sexual (or non-sexual) contact is initiated.

"dude, look at her, she is a no-contact-cum!"

"what?"

(jizzes pants)

"gross."

by georgelasealva December 9, 2016

flufflepuff

a man who acts tough but is actually an emotionally insecure child man baby inside.

Dude, chad is a total flufflepuff, he started crying when we made fun of his shorts last night?

For real?

Yeah and then Karen made out with me right in front of him, her EX-boyfriend hHhahahahahaha

by georgelasealva June 2, 2016

kerdoodleschnitzled

when you get so drunk you forget you're human.

dude, emily got kerdoodleschnitzled last night

I know! she was walking around on all fours and eating woodschips man, so metal!

by georgelasealva July 28, 2016