when one tries to overcompensate from a position of power or weakness. Typically acting unnecessarily tough, invoking threats of non-fatal violence like punching, pushing and personal space invasion. The later being the favorite of the office nut-flexer in which deals, leads and projects are reassigned based on juvenile bullying tactics.
"Yo how come my order didn't deliver today?"
"Because another customer called up and started flexing-nuts"
"Yeah he came to the factory and tried to fight my boss"
when you get so drunk you forget you're human.
dude, emily got kerdoodleschnitzled last night
I know! she was walking around on all fours and eating woodschips man, so metal!
when a human male prematurely ejaculates after seeing a female but before sexual (or non-sexual) contact is initiated.
"dude, look at her, she is a no-contact-cum!"
1. an attractive physical characteristic or action.
2. a clever, yet hasty solution to a mechanical or emotional problem.
"yo, miranda's ass is straight cutlass"
"dude, that router is cutlass. You used a hangar to bumpthe signal to get porn in your room?"
"yeah, in 4k"
a man who acts tough but is actually an emotionally insecure child man baby inside.
Dude, chad is a total flufflepuff, he started crying when we made fun of his shorts last night?
Yeah and then Karen made out with me right in front of him, her EX-boyfriend hHhahahahahaha