Nixsucker

One who would allow to bear false idol to Bo Nix. Declaring him to be the prophet (however false this may be) to the Denver Broncos, when in fact it was John Elway who parted the clouds and should be witnessed for all eternity.

Did you see that Nixsucker last week when the Broncos put up that STINKER?! He has brought shame to his entire family.

Nixsucker by MyThighses September 28, 2026

Nutsucker Pussypucker 

A strong alcoholic beverage made with a combination of Everclear, Vodka, Triple Sec, Wild Berry Schnapps, and Boonsfarm Hawaiian Punch mixed with pineapple juice, V8 Splash and Fruit Drink. Beverage should be mixed in a 5 gallon mop bucket and garnished with sliced apples and oranges. Serve with Ice.

This drink is so delicious that it feels like you are getting your nuts sucked by a second class ho, however, it is so strong, your mouth puckers like a contracted vagina.

Nate: "What are we drinking tonight?"
Nick: "Shit nigs! I just made me some nutsucker pussypucker!"
Nate: "Hell yea! I'll call out sick now for tomorrow morning!"

Nutsucker Pussypucker by blacknwhiteorca May 16, 2009

nadsucker 

Someone who insists on referring to Tea Party activists as "teabaggers" because of the word's pre-existing sexual connotation. Derives from some TP sympathizers' response of inviting such persons to suck their 'nads.

You're never going to convince that guy to stop calling you a teabagger because he's a habitual nadsucker hoping to score.

nadsucker by ak4mc November 12, 2010

nutsucker

Scotty B., A.K.A. "Drunk Pop"

What the fuck are you doing, nutsucker?

nutsucker by darmer December 29, 2004