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Nixons
Fecal matter that is not completely diarrhea, yet not solid either. Also known as the triple s' (semi-solid shats), the nixons commonly have the look and consistancy of seaweed. Usually appear the next morning after a long night of drinking. Many times they "attack" suddenly and without much time to react.
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nixon • Nixon's Bane • Nixon Special • Nixon stool • Nixon Sweep • Nixoning • NixonusBlonde • Nilons • Nixoned • Nihonsense
The Richard Nixon
When a man goes down on a woman. Spells out "I am not a crook" with his tongue and raises his two hands in the air giving duel peace signs...
When you tell your girlfriend that you want her to go deep throat but looks at you and says she wants the Richard Nixon first.
The Richard Nixon by Dirty73 May 23, 2018
Kenneth Nixon
The absolutely amazing lead vocalist for the Nashville based band, Framing Hanley. He used to be in a band with someone else named 'Kenneth' so he started going by 'Nixon' and he still does.
Kenneth Nixon by xRachelatTheDiscox April 7, 2009
Hairy Nixon
When a an unshaven woman sits on the face of a man wearing a large nosed Richard Nixon mask while he shakes his head repeating "I'm not a crook."
Guy: I went home with this chick last night.
Friend: Good time?
Guy: Well, first, she was freaking hairy downstairs, then she made me put on a Richard Nixon mask and rode the nose until she got off.
Friend: Ahh, the old Hairy Nixon, good times.
Friend: Good time?
Guy: Well, first, she was freaking hairy downstairs, then she made me put on a Richard Nixon mask and rode the nose until she got off.
Friend: Ahh, the old Hairy Nixon, good times.
Hairy Nixon by Brian Fantanna August 29, 2010
pull a nixon
I think your gal heard me tell Billy about yo college "episodes". You have to pull a nixon to save your self!
pull a nixon by Julius Glass May 17, 2007
Frosty Nixon
When the powder that you sprinkle on your balls, makes its way onto the shit that you just took on your partners chest.
Frosty Nixon by deuchkoo December 20, 2008
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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