nixon

When the shaft of a male's penis adhears to his scrotum or testies via sweat or uncomfortable clothing and positioning. When when viewed from side or at a profile view, bears resemblence to former President Richard Nixon's face.
Man his classroom's way to hot. I've totaly got a nixon going on!
by Ressaler July 16, 2006
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An obscure term for a turd, most likely coined by the author Kinky Friedman in his mystery novels
The cat left a nixon in Ratso's shoe.
by Refugee July 15, 2004
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Another name for the commonly used word "nigger".

Used usually in the presence of niggers so you can inconspicuously talk about them while they are near

Describes any type of black person, but usually darker skinned, not mullatos
Dude, all these nixons are creeping me! They keep eying me like I've got Grape drink or something.

Wow, I really hate these nixons
by Whitesnake April 30, 2008
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After you get charged with a crime you get away with it.
Man I got a nixon in court today.
by c-town roller February 06, 2008
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verb.(i.e. to nixon)

-to sweat excessively/profusely and not wear makeup or deoderant to cover up the stench and wetness, especially during intercourse. The worst nixon is a crucial nixon, during which the nixoner sweats all over the nixonee.
"Dude I pulled a crucial nixon with julie last night. It was gross, but kinda hot at the same time."
by aquamarinechestnut May 25, 2004
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while a dude proceeds to bang an under age girl from behind,he then raises both hands give's the peace sign on both hands then say's "i am not a crook" giggity.
Dude I totally gave that girl the nixon last night.
by Sean Russell September 25, 2007
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1. Any resemblance to clothing, music, art, and any cultural artifact from the years ~1971-1982.
2. Anything old school, also can be shortened to "nix".
"Yo, your throwback style is so friggin nixon."

"This wallpaper is so nix!"
by caralbrivana June 07, 2006
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