nixons 

Female Breasts. Particularly attractive breasts.

Shit, jackson, look at the nixons on that betty!

That chick with Danny's girlfriend has a serious set of nixons. Is anyone tapping her oval office?

nixons by Tyrathect May 17, 2006

Nixons 

Fecal matter that is not completely diarrhea, yet not solid either. Also known as the triple s' (semi-solid shats), the nixons commonly have the look and consistancy of seaweed. Usually appear the next morning after a long night of drinking. Many times they "attack" suddenly and without much time to react.

"Dan had to run to the bathroom as fast as he could cause he was attacked by a case of the nixons."

Nixons by SpookN December 2, 2005

The Richard Nixon 

When a man goes down on a woman. Spells out "I am not a crook" with his tongue and raises his two hands in the air giving duel peace signs...

When you tell your girlfriend that you want her to go deep throat but looks at you and says she wants the Richard Nixon first.

The Richard Nixon by Dirty73 May 23, 2018

Kenneth Nixon 

The absolutely amazing lead vocalist for the Nashville based band, Framing Hanley. He used to be in a band with someone else named 'Kenneth' so he started going by 'Nixon' and he still does.

"Hey, did you meet Kenneth Nixon after the framing Hanley show last night?"

Kenneth Nixon by xRachelatTheDiscox April 7, 2009

Hairy Nixon 

When a an unshaven woman sits on the face of a man wearing a large nosed Richard Nixon mask while he shakes his head repeating "I'm not a crook."

Guy: I went home with this chick last night.

Friend: Good time?
Guy: Well, first, she was freaking hairy downstairs, then she made me put on a Richard Nixon mask and rode the nose until she got off.
Friend: Ahh, the old Hairy Nixon, good times.

Hairy Nixon by Brian Fantanna August 29, 2010

pull a nixon

To deny, deny, deny.

I think your gal heard me tell Billy about yo college "episodes". You have to pull a nixon to save your self!

pull a nixon by Julius Glass May 17, 2007

Frosty Nixon 

When the powder that you sprinkle on your balls, makes its way onto the shit that you just took on your partners chest.

Brad Bullen is a Frosty Nixon

Frosty Nixon by deuchkoo December 20, 2008