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nitbitch 

Verb: To complain about trivial things, similar to nitpick, but strictly for the sake of complaint. See also, nitbitching.

Noun: Could also mean "a very tiny bitchy person."
"My latte is way too hot to drink. I'm going to have to wait like, two minutes."

"Oh, stop nitbitching."

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"I can't believe that midget screamed at you for wearing white after labor day."

"Yeah, what a nitbitch."
nitbitch by Miz Parker March 16, 2012
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A NETBITCH is a selfish, sorry ass significant other or friend who says to hell with waiting to watch a television show or movie with you by streaming it on Netflix or some other suitable media streaming service while you are either at work, away, or asleep, yet proceeds to lie to your face about it like a bitch when you ask to watch it with them.
Note that a full-on NETBITCH will fall asleep, act sick, or not show up to watch the media at the same time as you, as they know full well what happens already!

NETBITCH!
Husband: "Baby, do you want to watch "Breaking Bad" on Netflix whenever I get home?
Wife: "Oh, sweetheart, that would be great! Thats my favorite show, and I cant WAIT to watch it with you! I love you so much"

8 hours later.......after wife has finished watching the complete 5th season courtesy of NETFLIX

Husband: "Honey, you ready to watch "BREAKING BAD"?
Wife: "ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzzZZZZzzzz", as she fakes sleeping, yet has one eye partially open.
Husband: "What a fucking cheating ass "NETBITCH".
NETBITCH by Tatsun September 20, 2013
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nizbitches 

reverse of "biznitches"; hoes, especially many
Hey, check out dem nizbitches!"
nizbitches by Pots Smokin July 13, 2004

NIMBitch 

Noun - An entitled ideologue who subscribes to NIMBY (Not In My Backyard) principles, who is also, a bitch.
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nit bitch 

A female who thrives on bringing up fuckin annoying details, man.
I don't have TIME for this petty shit, we can plan the wedding LATER, AFTER the game, nit bitch!
nit bitch by The Timinator October 21, 2007

nigbitch 

A nigger and bitch combined
Could also refer to older brother
Bob the builder is a such a Nigbitch because he ate watermelon and fucked a giraffe
nigbitch by RAWRRRT February 16, 2025
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