NETBITCH

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A NETBITCH is a selfish, sorry ass significant other or friend who says to hell with waiting to watch a television show or movie with you by streaming it on Netflix or some other suitable media streaming service while you are either at work, away, or asleep, yet proceeds to lie to your face about it like a bitch when you ask to watch it with them.
Note that a full-on NETBITCH will fall asleep, act sick, or not show up to watch the media at the same time as you, as they know full well what happens already!

NETBITCH!

Husband: "Baby, do you want to watch "Breaking Bad" on Netflix whenever I get home?
Wife: "Oh, sweetheart, that would be great! Thats my favorite show, and I cant WAIT to watch it with you! I love you so much"

8 hours later.......after wife has finished watching the complete 5th season courtesy of NETFLIX

Husband: "Honey, you ready to watch "BREAKING BAD"?
Wife: "ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzzZZZZzzzz", as she fakes sleeping, yet has one eye partially open.
Husband: "What a fucking cheating ass "NETBITCH".

NETBITCH by Tatsun September 20, 2013

Words you can keep

nitbitch

Verb: To complain about trivial things, similar to nitpick, but strictly for the sake of complaint. See also, nitbitching.

Noun: Could also mean "a very tiny bitchy person."

"My latte is way too hot to drink. I'm going to have to wait like, two minutes."

"Oh, stop nitbitching."

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"I can't believe that midget screamed at you for wearing white after labor day."

"Yeah, what a nitbitch."

nitbitch by Miz Parker March 16, 2012

Related Words

NETBITCH • newbitch • Traitorous NewBitch • not bitch • nit bitch • neo-bitch • nut bitch

Traitorous NewBitch

A girl who is given a better social status above trash and then drops you like she never knew you. An alcoholic and easy. Cheater.

Whats bothering you?

keep thinking about Traitorous Newbitch.

She is an ex for a reason

Traitorous NewBitch by Majorhavox July 11, 2011

newbitch

Noun: The opposite of newfag
A woman who is blossoming something fierce.

She looks like a newbitch evr' since she became vegan and broke up with that nazi newfag.

newbitch by bladewarrior69 June 7, 2016

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026