NETBITCH

A NETBITCH is a selfish, sorry ass significant other or friend who says to hell with waiting to watch a television show or movie with you by streaming it on Netflix or some other suitable media streaming service while you are either at work, away, or asleep, yet proceeds to lie to your face about it like a bitch when you ask to watch it with them.
Note that a full-on NETBITCH will fall asleep, act sick, or not show up to watch the media at the same time as you, as they know full well what happens already!

NETBITCH!

Husband: "Baby, do you want to watch "Breaking Bad" on Netflix whenever I get home?
Wife: "Oh, sweetheart, that would be great! Thats my favorite show, and I cant WAIT to watch it with you! I love you so much"

8 hours later.......after wife has finished watching the complete 5th season courtesy of NETFLIX

Husband: "Honey, you ready to watch "BREAKING BAD"?
Wife: "ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzzZZZZzzzz", as she fakes sleeping, yet has one eye partially open.
Husband: "What a fucking cheating ass "NETBITCH".

by Tatsun September 20, 2013

nitbitch

Verb: To complain about trivial things, similar to nitpick, but strictly for the sake of complaint. See also, nitbitching.

Noun: Could also mean "a very tiny bitchy person."

"My latte is way too hot to drink. I'm going to have to wait like, two minutes."

"Oh, stop nitbitching."

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"I can't believe that midget screamed at you for wearing white after labor day."

"Yeah, what a nitbitch."

by Miz Parker March 16, 2012

Traitorous NewBitch

A girl who is given a better social status above trash and then drops you like she never knew you. An alcoholic and easy. Cheater.

Whats bothering you?

keep thinking about Traitorous Newbitch.

She is an ex for a reason

by Majorhavox July 11, 2011

newbitch

Noun: The opposite of newfag
A woman who is blossoming something fierce.

She looks like a newbitch evr' since she became vegan and broke up with that nazi newfag.

by bladewarrior69 June 7, 2016