A NETBITCH is a selfish, sorry ass significant other or friend who says to hell with waiting to watch a television show or movie with you by streaming it on Netflix or some other suitable media streaming service while you are either at work, away, or asleep, yet proceeds to lie to your face about it like a bitch when you ask to watch it with them.
Note that a full-on NETBITCH will fall asleep, act sick, or not show up to watch the media at the same time as you, as they know full well what happens already!

NETBITCH!

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods