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nitbitch

Verb: To complain about trivial things, similar to nitpick, but strictly for the sake of complaint. See also, nitbitching.

Noun: Could also mean "a very tiny bitchy person."
"My latte is way too hot to drink. I'm going to have to wait like, two minutes."

"Oh, stop nitbitching."

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"I can't believe that midget screamed at you for wearing white after labor day."

"Yeah, what a nitbitch."
by Miz Parker March 16, 2012
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NETBITCH

A NETBITCH is a selfish, sorry ass significant other or friend who says to hell with waiting to watch a television show or movie with you by streaming it on Netflix or some other suitable media streaming service while you are either at work, away, or asleep, yet proceeds to lie to your face about it like a bitch when you ask to watch it with them.
Note that a full-on NETBITCH will fall asleep, act sick, or not show up to watch the media at the same time as you, as they know full well what happens already!

NETBITCH!
Husband: "Baby, do you want to watch "Breaking Bad" on Netflix whenever I get home?
Wife: "Oh, sweetheart, that would be great! Thats my favorite show, and I cant WAIT to watch it with you! I love you so much"

8 hours later.......after wife has finished watching the complete 5th season courtesy of NETFLIX

Husband: "Honey, you ready to watch "BREAKING BAD"?
Wife: "ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzzZZZZzzzz", as she fakes sleeping, yet has one eye partially open.
Husband: "What a fucking cheating ass "NETBITCH".
by Tatsun September 20, 2013
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nizbitches

reverse of "biznitches"; hoes, especially many
Hey, check out dem nizbitches!"
by Pots Smokin July 13, 2004
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NIMBitch

Noun - An entitled ideologue who subscribes to NIMBY (Not In My Backyard) principles, who is also, a bitch.
The mayor will never support that project, or any project for that matter, he's a NIMBitch!
by notrichtran October 13, 2020
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nit bitch

A female who thrives on bringing up fuckin annoying details, man.
I don't have TIME for this petty shit, we can plan the wedding LATER, AFTER the game, nit bitch!
by The Timinator October 21, 2007
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nigbitch

A nigger and bitch combined
Could also refer to older brother
Bob the builder is a such a Nigbitch because he ate watermelon and fucked a giraffe
by RAWRRRT February 16, 2025
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