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As nissed as a pewt 

Spoonerism variation of As pissed as a newt implying not only that the afflicted person cannot walk straight, but also that they cannot talk straight!
Fred's as nissed as a pewt, he's practically legless.
As nissed as a pewt by ud40 March 11, 2005
when something has gone wrong; a bad situation.
What? You mean baby girl was under age? Nished!
nished by hector bones June 28, 2004

Nismeado 

Used as a way of saying that someone has been killed or will be killed in a way that makes it look like a suicide
( usually from a bullet in the head )
Yeah, that judge's going to be nismeado any time soon if he keeps asking those questions
Nismeado by GunkaNye September 21, 2017

NNSmedra 

Neveah is a person who had sisters they are dead now she killed them shes also gay with alyssa
NEVEAH AND ALYSSA ARE GAY NNSmedra aproves
NNSmedra by Spiritspade August 31, 2019

Nished it 

Making a complete and utterly terrible shot in pool and handing your opponet the game. As well as crying about it afterwards
That ball was lined up exactly to the pocket and he still missed it. He totally Nished it!
Nished it by l3unny May 22, 2010
when you go and see her on her deathbed and scream "honey, its National Suck my Exploding Dick Day" and she has to laugh real hard and gets horny so bad and dies happy.
Papi, it was a pleasure sucking your dick which was mine all these years.

Dont you act offended now. Its not a slutty thing to say. Its a wifey thing to say.
Long live NSMEDD!
NSMEDD by Krkič April 12, 2019
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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