Nippleon

When you are out on a walk and its cold outside. Your nipples stand to attention.

I think I have nippleon.

by Pee in a box November 2, 2015

Nippleton

A word commonly used to express frustration or irritation towards a friend. Usually used in a joking manner and is not intended to be taken seriously. Can also be used in a friendly way to show compassion towards another person.

1. Dude, stop being such a Nippleton.

2. Come on Nippleton, just come with me.

by Danny Donezo February 10, 2010

nippleometer

The gauging of a room or environment's temperature using the apparent hardness (or not) of nearby nipples.

I didn't really feel cold, but I was according to my nippleometer.

by EK the Bad Kitty April 25, 2006

Nippleboners

When your nipples get hard/erect

alternative to a man having a erect penis but, this occurs in a different part of the body.

may happen whether you're male or female. though I like personally calling them nippleboners on the ladies or preferably myself.

"Wow look at Mandi wearing that wet tshirt you can totally see her nippleboners!"

"Mandi always said whenever she woke up from sleeping she'd awake with nippleboners"

by Mandi Marie Elgo October 16, 2005

Nippleonlyann Complex

Nippleonlyann Complex is an informal term describing an alleged type of inferiority complex which is said to affect some people, especially women, who are small breasted in stature. The term, similar to Napoleon complex is also used more generally to describe people who are driven by a perceived handicap to overcompensate in other aspects of their lives.

Ann was a big flirt and constantly tried to get other girls boyfriends, she probably has a Nippleonlyann Complex

by breastlover123 June 15, 2011

nippleodeon

a television channel dedicated soley to only the finest pornography know to mankind. Shows would include...
Legends of the hidden transvestite, down and dirty with doug, keenan and kielbasa, all that ass, rugmunchers etc.

Yo dude! Did you catch that rugmuncher marathon on nippleodeon last night? That Tommy Big Dil Pickle is a real casanova.

by Big Fucken Evy September 26, 2007

Nippleometer

A visual aid to the outside temperature

Stick your tit out of the door love,and check the nippleometer, i want to see if i should wear my hat

by griggy October 18, 2006