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Nippleroni

A guy that is sweet and genuine, but has unfortunately been cursed with a MASSIVE forehead. Usually very popular with men though, which is the only thing that he has going for him. (Even though he is straight)
Booty: Man Nippleroni has a massive forehead.

Unlucky: Yeah but at least he is drowning in penis.
Nippleroni by Chinkychan September 2, 2021

Nippleton 

A word commonly used to express frustration or irritation towards a friend. Usually used in a joking manner and is not intended to be taken seriously. Can also be used in a friendly way to show compassion towards another person.
1. Dude, stop being such a Nippleton.

2. Come on Nippleton, just come with me.
Nippleton by Danny Donezo February 10, 2010

Nippleboners 

When your nipples get hard/erect

alternative to a man having a erect penis but, this occurs in a different part of the body.

may happen whether you're male or female. though I like personally calling them nippleboners on the ladies or preferably myself.
"Wow look at Mandi wearing that wet tshirt you can totally see her nippleboners!"

"Mandi always said whenever she woke up from sleeping she'd awake with nippleboners"
Nippleboners by Mandi Marie Elgo October 16, 2005
large nipples, the size of a pepperoni.

pepperoni sized nipples.
that girl has some nipperonis.
i sucked on some nipperonis today.
nipperoni by Jason & Nick December 19, 2008

Nippleonlyann Complex 

Nippleonlyann Complex is an informal term describing an alleged type of inferiority complex which is said to affect some people, especially women, who are small breasted in stature. The term, similar to Napoleon complex is also used more generally to describe people who are driven by a perceived handicap to overcompensate in other aspects of their lives.
Ann was a big flirt and constantly tried to get other girls boyfriends, she probably has a Nippleonlyann Complex

Nipploni 

When a girl's nipples are so big that they look like slices of bologna
Damn that girl had some serious nipploni on those breasts of hers.
Nipploni by Kballz February 14, 2004
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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