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nipplemuahs

1. After my girlfriend bought me my favorite movie, I gave her lots of nipplemuahs.

2. person one: *hug*
person two: *nipplemuahs*
nipplemuahs by vampirical May 8, 2005

Coniferus Nipplepuffin 

A medical condition where the nipples puff out due to enlarged breast buds.
OMG look at my nipples! Must be a case of coniferus nipplepuffin.
Coniferus Nipplepuffin by iexist89 February 26, 2010

nippleometer 

The gauging of a room or environment's temperature using the apparent hardness (or not) of nearby nipples.
I didn't really feel cold, but I was according to my nippleometer.
nippleometer by EK the Bad Kitty April 25, 2006

Nippleboners 

When your nipples get hard/erect

alternative to a man having a erect penis but, this occurs in a different part of the body.

may happen whether you're male or female. though I like personally calling them nippleboners on the ladies or preferably myself.
"Wow look at Mandi wearing that wet tshirt you can totally see her nippleboners!"

"Mandi always said whenever she woke up from sleeping she'd awake with nippleboners"
Nippleboners by Mandi Marie Elgo October 16, 2005

nipplequah

abnormal shrinkage of the nipples. and also a fun word to say from time to time.
After grandma got out of the pool she had nipplequah.
nipplequah by divineAAA June 23, 2009

Nippleometer 

A visual aid to the outside temperature
Stick your tit out of the door love,and check the nippleometer, i want to see if i should wear my hat
Nippleometer by griggy October 18, 2006
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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