Nipplebum

Insult shouted by my 4 year old cousin to my other for year old cousin

"Shut up Nipplebum!"

by Markyboi April 27, 2004

nipplemuahs

Giant kisses on the nipple.

1. After my girlfriend bought me my favorite movie, I gave her lots of nipplemuahs.

2. person one: *hug*
person two: *nipplemuahs*

by vampirical May 8, 2005

Coniferus Nipplepuffin

A medical condition where the nipples puff out due to enlarged breast buds.

OMG look at my nipples! Must be a case of coniferus nipplepuffin.

by iexist89 February 26, 2010

nippleometer

The gauging of a room or environment's temperature using the apparent hardness (or not) of nearby nipples.

I didn't really feel cold, but I was according to my nippleometer.

by EK the Bad Kitty April 25, 2006

Nippleboners

When your nipples get hard/erect

alternative to a man having a erect penis but, this occurs in a different part of the body.

may happen whether you're male or female. though I like personally calling them nippleboners on the ladies or preferably myself.

"Wow look at Mandi wearing that wet tshirt you can totally see her nippleboners!"

"Mandi always said whenever she woke up from sleeping she'd awake with nippleboners"

by Mandi Marie Elgo October 16, 2005

nipplequah

abnormal shrinkage of the nipples. and also a fun word to say from time to time.

After grandma got out of the pool she had nipplequah.

by divineAAA June 23, 2009

Nippleometer

A visual aid to the outside temperature

Stick your tit out of the door love,and check the nippleometer, i want to see if i should wear my hat

by griggy October 18, 2006