(Noun). A doctor, nurse, midwife or other hospital professional that makes a new mother feel guilty if she does not choose to breast feed but instead chooses to use baby formula. The Nipple Nazi typically will not stop if a mother says back off. Instead the Nipple Nazi will scheme to get the new mother to breast feed.
Ey Steve-- can't believe this Nipple Nazi won't lay off me offering up titty for my newborn. I told the bitch I did not want to breastfeed, but she ain't takin' no for an answer.
One who has the extraordinary ability to communicate with an male or female (usually depending on preference) nipple.
"have you ever had your nippleread?"
"No!?"
"She is very uncomfortable with its current living conditions"
"Thank you i will fix that immediately! Who are you?"
"Just call me the nipple whisperer"
An orgasm occurring due to stimulation of the nipple; with or without additional stimulation, the term remains the same if the triggering action was nipple play.
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.