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nipple nazi 

(Noun). A doctor, nurse, midwife or other hospital professional that makes a new mother feel guilty if she does not choose to breast feed but instead chooses to use baby formula. The Nipple Nazi typically will not stop if a mother says back off. Instead the Nipple Nazi will scheme to get the new mother to breast feed.
Ey Steve-- can't believe this Nipple Nazi won't lay off me offering up titty for my newborn. I told the bitch I did not want to breastfeed, but she ain't takin' no for an answer.
nipple nazi by AndroidBaby June 25, 2016

Nipple Beard

The hair that grows arround the nipple on either a man or a woman.
He was attractive, but he had WAY too much nipple beard.
Nipple Beard by Tamumba March 19, 2008

nipple bra 

A nipple bra is a brassiere that provides support but also is strategically cut out to allow for protruding nipples.
Maureen wore her nipple bra; AND IT SHOWS!
nipple bra by Angel of the Morning February 23, 2020

nipple whisperer 

One who has the extraordinary ability to communicate with an male or female (usually depending on preference) nipple.
"have you ever had your nipple read?"
"No!?"
"She is very uncomfortable with its current living conditions"
"Thank you i will fix that immediately! Who are you?"
"Just call me the nipple whisperer"

nipplegasm 

An orgasm occurring due to stimulation of the nipple; with or without additional stimulation, the term remains the same if the triggering action was nipple play.
Then he grabbed my tits and pinched my nipples; I totally had a nipplegasm.
nipplegasm by BabyJebus June 26, 2010

gumby nipple 

The nipple of a breastfeeding woman immediately after breastfeeding, due to its taffy-like elasticity.
Father: Wow honey, what happenned to your nipple?

Mother: Nothing, why?

Father: It's big...and stretchy!

Mother: Oh, that's just my gumby nipple!
gumby nipple by The Anonymous Rho October 17, 2009
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

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